Airhead - Building Alkanes

this account has no mandate to adhere to reality. founder & CPO @oylwallet aka alkanes. airhead fat ordinals. thinking about $DIESEL…

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

FUCK IT. COMMUNITY OWNS THE IP.
Congrats. You just inherited a multi-billion-dollar inflatable empire.
No paperwork. No handshake.
Just vibes. 👇

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

Look- all we did was start the company Oyl, which birthed the alkanes metaprotocol and incepted $diesel. What comes next? Not sure. You’re driving this time. Truly open. As always.

[Jiurn @Jiurn]

Ordinals aren't dead...

Look at $DIESEL by @AirheadFun that just pumped 30x with volume and liquidity 👀

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

Gm fat sluts. Who still smells like gas?

[EDK @EDKbtc_]

breaking news: $DIESEL hit a new ath

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

Innovate *you are here*
advertise
then push

[Bongo 🥁 @btcbongo]

Seems like nobody is paying attention to alkanes atm, probably a good time to get more $DIESEL and some @AirheadFun

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

@btcbongo Yes something about the second pic can’t put my finger on it.

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

@itsdonnyok 👀⚽️⚽️

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

Steak too juicy
Lobster too buttery
Alkanes too capable.

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

The girls at the club said alkanes is the preferred metaprotocol among models & trad wives. I can’t make this up.

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

breaking news: romance is dead

[Dagobert - Corporate sellout 👔 @dagorenouf]

Big thanks to the 26 startups who helped us pay for our wedding, it was a beautiful day 😍 (full cinematic video coming soon)

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

DXBTC

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

Do you have a bitcoin yield strategy?
Oh it involves depositing it somewhere not on L1?
You don’t have a bitcoin yield strategy.
Winter is coming.

[Tagga @taggaOyl]

In support of open source principles, we've released the @oylwallet AMM contracts under an MIT license.

Over the past month, a collaborative multi-team effort has focused on developing tools and infrastructure to enable a fully abstracted, decentralized Bitcoin application directly on Layer 1.

This means end users can engage seamlessly without ever needing to understand terms like alkanes, subfrost, espo, metashrew, or lasereyes.

That vision is now on the cusp of becoming reality.

Bitcoin Apps

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

@TukiFromKL Lmao genius rage bait bro. Hats off

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

Derivatives.

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

@Decentralizd Lmao

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

@litigiouspeepop If you knew how much that hat was you would shoot me

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

Wow who could be working on this? Do you know any product people with design bg who know the protocol well?

[CajunCanadian @CajunCanadian_]

🚨Alkanes mobile app incoming! 👀

[Airhead - Building Alkanes @AirheadFun]

🛢️

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*US TO BUY 1 MILLION BARRELS FOR STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE