ałan

my whole life’s a parody account b

[ałan @airthot]

@bears_deluxe @Osmosis___ @itscinco @FattFuxton

[Lem West @lem0324]

@SportsCenter Why is tyreek hill acting like he’s gonna fight someone? His son isn’t out there

[𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐢 @papyfaye1]

@BleacherReport @malika_andrews

[ałan @airthot]

LMAO, a tweet that mr orange man replied to, back when I had that username

[pun @punpunpunpun]

LMFAOOOOOO

[ałan @airthot]

I WANT MY CHIPS WITH THE DIP @LilBrackBrack I’ll be waiting on my trophy #betterlucknextyear

[Tekty 🌎☄️💕® @Tekty2]

@BleacherReport @brgridiron Corvette Corvette Boy woke up feeling dangerous😈🥶😳

2 Receptions😱

-6 Yards🥵

1 TikTok dance🥶

1 timed murdered by Vonn Bell😈

Steelers Number 1?

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Ju Ju might need a new car. That corvette, corvette isn’t fast enough to get away anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ałan @airthot]

@Big_Chief_Will I need that wap flavored Oreo b

[ałan @airthot]

fucking Cowboys

[ałan @airthot]

@stephend_24 I wasn’t sure if I was listening to an Ariana Grande album or a Cardi B album

[ałan @airthot]

when did Ariana Grande’s music get so horned out lmao

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Cowboys players say their coaches are “totally unprepared” and “just aren’t good at their jobs,” per @SlaterNFL

[Brailled: Fit Of The Week @BrailledFOTW]

Fuck it tho bro its ya life

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!