Aishwarya Chitnis

[Fruit Salad Society @jewelcoatfish]

Dying at the idea that people were reporting a big reunion at the Brits while Harry had a Tokyo marathon entry bib up his ass for months lmaoooo

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[Aishwarya Chitnis @aish_1907]

Take a shot every time you hear “thank you Vice President Pence” but he continues to talk

[shivani 🧚🏼 @shivanipetal]

before Venmo we really each handed the waiter 20 asking for change back.... im so sorry

[theDIFFERENCE. @pleighamade]

Homework.....Study Guide....TEST

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Houston’s food scene is so strong.

[DDN Confessions @DDNConfession]

I need the Q twins to come back

[dharma🥈 @DharmaBoreman]

100k IS A LONG SHOT BUT PLEASE HELP A GIRL OUT!!!!!!!!

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning.

[The Real Neil Patel @_NeilPatel_]

"What's it like going to a school that doesn't know how to deal with weather?" https://t.co/cJvEVMLifj

[Aishwarya Chitnis @aish_1907]

@ShihaabPunia No no better safe than sorry

[Aishwarya Chitnis @aish_1907]

This guy represents the US to the rest of the world... https://t.co/3VVKe66bid

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

This country is so immune to police shootings it's disgusting. A 6 year old boy should be waking up on monday to presents, but no. He was shot and killed in his own home as police pursued an unarmed suspect. Kameron Prescott was his name and it should be on everyone's timeline.