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[azi @sazifide]

either it goes my way or everyone dies

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[slay guevara🔻☭ @fwasiercwane]

everyday this admin passes a new Eat Shit and Die bill and the only response we get out of congress is "damn that's crazy, yall be easy tho" as they send more money to Israel

[ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮಿ/mimi @retiredfromemo]

ok but he's right

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

me to whoever had the idea for garden salsa sun chips

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Isn't clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun and his wings fell off?

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

i've started answering my phone when a number i don't know rings and damn some of that shit's important

[Theonidas @TheoIsFriendly]

Keep in mind, this is what they’re feeding your children because all your tax money goes to Israel and bailing out corporations

[hydra @blephin2]

idgaf a fuck

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[Covie @covie_93]

.....unless you are an ICE agent.

[2minbinsunger @user9221025]

getting ready to like all bts and argentina hate tweets tonight

[melissa 🐇 @glockinmyspiel]

Rip grandma this 5 day bender is for you

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Somebody go smoke that yute

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[JT @ThatDamnJosh_]

Niggas watching the Odyssey but don’t watch they own kids

That shit is ODD TO SEE

[gibbon @gibbontime]

NEW MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!