Not Aisha Janahi

CV available upon request.

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"i have a lot of proof that the world is conspiring to make me happy" - @MatthewMccon

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Just had a meeting with 2 bioinformaticians and a cloud engineer. All young females. They gave me clear, detailed asks with plenty of instructions, yet we were done in 15 mins. They're by far my most competent client.
We need more women in STEM and computer science. #WomenInSTEM

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No, I don't really care what your product looks like on Michelle. She's 6ft tall and a 100 lbs.

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If it's a product that targets women and the company owner is not a woman. No, thank you.

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How are we supposed to be okay with Derrick Lewis or Tai Tuivasa loosing?

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Let's be very clear. The best thing about R is Rstudio. It's a wonderful, visually pleasing, and light IDE that makes working with this pice of turd of a language slightly more bearable.

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Alec is out of town. Bachelor marathon. Naturally.

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@Absher السلام، هل ممكن تفعيل ابشر ف�� امريكا، تحديدا واشنطن العاصمه. ليس لدي حساب بنكي سعودي.

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@Absher للأسف، لا

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@Absher السلام، هل ممكن افعل ابشر في امريكا؟ في واشنطن. للأسف ما اقدر ارجع السعوديه لأن الفيزا منتهيه

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@Absher أمريكا، في واشنطن العاصمة

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@Absher هل يمكن إنشاء حساب أبشر من خارج المملكة؟

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@stc_ksa السلام، كيف ممكن أعيد تفعيل جوالي من خارج المملكة. جوالي ما يرسل كود تفعيل ولا يستقبل مسجات فما أقدر أدخل الموقع أو الأبلكشن

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"People suck, but sometimes they should just driwn in their own suckage without our help" - the house in the cerulean sea

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"We did have a black president before the orange one" favorite quote today.

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It feels like me and my period play Chardee MacDennis every month. I'm team Thundercat.

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Watching @falconandwinter and wholeheartedly rooting for the bad guy cause it's @GeorgesStPierre

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My arms are noodles. My brain is soup.

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Americans often discuss how "Baby It's Cold Outside" is a creepy ass song. That's cause they haven't heard ليل ورعد وبرد وريح.

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@iareDeema I would love to hear back about your cold brew adventures.

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@iareDeema though i guess thats technically NOT an iced coffee, but a cold brew.

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@iareDeema nooo dude. just get coffee grounds, dump them in water, put in fridge overnight. you can either filter/strain it in the morning or use a teabag/cheese cloth/or something to keep the coffee grounds from getting in your water.