Aisha Shaban

It's never that serious....;-)

[I am Chege @_James041]

Waah! Is is the work of the President to announce milk prices? Hahaha! Tell him to announce even charcoal prices. Never seen a President retarded this much.

[Queen254Trails 🇰🇪 @Queen254Trails]

Stadiums cannot be given more priority than health and education sectors.

[MaX Holding @XCouncillor]

Okay. Hatuna manifesto... Mko nayo, so support ruto and leave us to fail. That would be advantage to your team. Sio? 😂 😂

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

Yaaaaaaaas! Crystal Asige for Nairobi senator and Faith Odhiambo for women rep get innnnnnnn! The people of Nairobi have to make this happen. We have to get this right wallah!!!

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Mnaona kama amefika mahali amefika juu ya nguo? The only thing Kenyans are interested in ni Presidential brains and conduct. Sio ya outbursts na matusi. Hii ya nguo hatujali.

[Uncle T @uncleTgotpaid]

you gotta stay off scarcity mindset
to attract abundance my nigga

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Aha! Good! So mukisema "Raila alituwacha kwa serikali" hua mnareffer to Raila gani?

[Sir. ₩ANDERA 🇰🇪 @MinWandera]

No, we want a born again looter, murderer, land grabber, extortionist, tribalic, pretender to go for tutam.
Akili mtu wangu...

[Nkirote Murungi. @BellahPoetry]

I'm scared we might lose this guy if we don't give him attention. Ezra was exposing the corrupt traffic police officers and blocking them from collecting bribes. He was arrested yesterday and taken to Juja Police station.

[✊🏾 Tuirio twega @Annitajoe1]

Hii takataka haiwezi nyamaza tu siku moja aki... Akikosa kusema these nonsensical things atakufa?? Nkt!!

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

Ulimanage?

[Nicki Bigfish @nickiBIGFISH]

Dj Shiti’s Speech at his dad’s funeral today

[S Suzzy @Ssuzzie]

My brother pays his child support on the 1st. Every single month. He never misses and he makes sure everyone knows it.

Last Tuesday his daughter needed $75 for a school trip. Her mom texted him. He showed me the text and scoffed, "I already pay support. Why is it always more? This is theft."

He sent the money, but with a whole speech about budgeting and "what the court agreement says."

That same night his daughter called him. I watched him stare at the phone and let it go to voicemail. "I'm tired," he said. "I'll call tomorrow."

[Gotha Mgotherera @AleeHusssein]

Unanikata tax unaenda ukisema ni Tax ya Kujenga Nyumba alafu unatumia Nyumba Zenye umejenga na Tax Zangu kama Campaign Tokens??

Wacha ujinga we mzee..

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.

[Ibironke Khadeejah Quadri @ronkecarew]

Ya Fattah, please open the doors of good and Halal opportunities for me🤲🤲🤲

[gids @gidikariuki]

When things start aligning, they align one after the other and after the other one

May such wins replace all the L’s we have taken

[ᗩᒪ_ᗩᖇᗩᗷƳ @Al_araby__]

May you get married to someone who sees you as an Amanah from Allah, not a burden. 🤲🏻

[Akankeola Esq✨🇳🇬🇧🇯 @akanksy]

And when the topic is about supportive fathers who would do anything for their children, I will scream my father’s name until I lose my voice❤️