not your mom

a crazy suicidal head case ||-// PTM

[not your mom @aislaners]

I really am boggled by the shit i used to say on here… damn.

[not your mom @aislaners]

@wearewatcher I just want y’all to know that I was so ready to jump on paying you money to continue making content…
Clearly the people complaining have not been around to see the growth y’all have had from buzzfeed, to opening your own channel, to now. You have my support. 🫶🏼

[not your mom @aislaners]

For some reason a memory just unlocked in my brain and i gotta put it somewhere lol one time i saw that my ex fiancé had a charge from onlyfans in his bank account so i asked and he said it was for one of his friends who he was tryna support 🥴 yeaaahhh ooookkkaaayyy

[not your mom @aislaners]

People are fucking weird

[not your mom @aislaners]

75% of what i say and do is an educated guess… but 90% of that 75% is surprisingly actually correct. Thank you context clues & strong inferencing abilities.
The other 10% tho— really just be bullshit.

[not your mom @aislaners]

Cramps are hell tho

[not your mom @aislaners]

I know that nobody cares but i got my first period in almost 3 months and I’m actually so happy!!!!!!

[not your mom @aislaners]

I feel bad for all the people in Walmart that just over heard me on the phone with my mom fighting about how the government sucks and I’m tired of being poisoned and i think we should all raise up in anarchy lmao

[not your mom @aislaners]

Reckless down Rosemont is my favorite 🙄

[not your mom @aislaners]

All these motherfuckers driving the same car as me clearly don’t know how to drive it gonna make me late to work damn

[not your mom @aislaners]

We broke up 4 years ago bro AND YOURE ENAGED TO A WHOLE ASS OTHER WOMAN get your family off my social media

[not your mom @aislaners]

I love when 4 other cars also wanna do 70mph down Holland road in between Nimmo and damn neck bc then i know i won’t be getting pulled over lmaooo glad everyone else is in a rush today too

[not your mom @aislaners]

Been obsessively checking for updates on all my feeds and sources of info on @portugaltheman just waiting for more word on what the HELL is going on. I know things are coming but I’m getting antsy knowing it’s sooner than later now. 🥲🤧

[not your mom @aislaners]

Big fat sad for my bestie

[not your mom @aislaners]

I have quite a few rubber duckies at home and I’ve been thinking about putting them on my dashboard in my Ford Fiesta just to piss off Jeep people

[not your mom @aislaners]

No more putting up with this shit in 2023 that’ll earn you a quick ticket to the fuck outta my life

[not your mom @aislaners]

The old me is dead 🥲🥹 THANK GOD

[not your mom @aislaners]

Kinda disgusted looking back at photos from a year ago and seeing how absolutely sad i was. My face said it all. And i let that shit happen.

[not your mom @aislaners]

Not me taking my boo to meet my father for my brothers graduation celebration and then me being compared to him and getting a whole lecture about how I’m not doing life right

[not your mom @aislaners]

Bittersweet moment sitting in a stadium to watch my brother graduate from a college that i dropped out of 🥲