Aïssa

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won't take a simple fucking "no" for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

[• @yducknow]

Me when I start spending my own money and realise how expensive I am

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

[rumi @painsting]

menstruation is not only blood. it’s back pain, chest pain, bloated tummy, dry skin, pimples, the urge to kill, dysmenorrhea.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Sleeping without an alarm or without plans:

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

as a clown, do you put on the big red nose before or after the giant shoes?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Telling me to do something when i’m already in the middle of doing it

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Now I understand why Squidward liked to stay alone.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't get to sleep at night"

me in the afternoon & night:

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

"How do you handle stressful situations??"

Me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sleeping without an alarm or without plans

[Elizabeth Adewale @elizaego]

This is not a marital issue, it is rape.

[✯ @asxllli]

bedholic

[jesssica @leilaaaaaac]

Quitter sa couette c’est le combat de tous les matins j'ai juré c’est trop

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

I hate everybody randomly once a month

[Anais Lowry @AnaisLowry]

Bonjour, je vends trois places pour le “Lifetime Tour” de Katy Perry à Paris le 5 novembre à l’Accor Arena. 380 euros les 3. À négocier en MP 🏟️ #paris #KatyPerry #concert #lifetimetour

[💗 @ma1ybe]

"Money doesn't buy happiness"

me with money:

[Son Of An Harki🇫🇷🇺🇦🇪🇺 @Kmeru78]

Mais à combien de personnes il faut qu'on paye un chauffeur gratuit à vie là ???

[Boulet De Canon Nucléaire 🇫🇷 @AudeJavel79]

Imagine ta boîte d’intérim t’appelle pour te dire que tu as une mission de 3 mois qui commence le lendemain, elle te rappelle le matin même pour te dire que c’est annulé et elle te verse quand même 28000�� de salaire.

Impensable hein ?

Ben si, c’est le gouvernement français.