ppl need to realize that canonically shane looks like this 80% of the time unless he’s won a game or is with ilya. like. that’s the montreal Metros captain
shane hollander turns 35 today, which means that for the next 35 days, ilya is going to GO ON about how they are in an age gap relationship (he’s 34) and how he has a sugar daddy (his salary is higher) and how shane will buy him anything he wants (that part is true)
Ilya (watching the photoshoot): Hmm… Why does that thing on birthday hat look familiar 🤨……
Shane: No it doesn’t…? It’s just a normal paper crown!
Ilya: Wait, I know why! Looks like your favourite butt plu- [GUNSHOT]
Shane: Sorry about that, let’s continue ☺️
You can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. I love Shane Hollander but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) & can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out for his actions (which are always correct)
And now I’m just super sad we may never get the cute comments under Connor’s posts 🤕… (and apparently we already lost those could have been under Hudson’s posts…
Hudson Williams was never the “bus driver” of delusional rpf shipping. He has been clear about it since way back in January. You’re just not used to a man who doesn’t have toxic masculinity who can express verbal & physical affection to his male friends.
There are unspoken rules of rpf. 1. Dont bring it to their faces. Not in comments, in person, on public forums where they are active. 2. Dont shade/discuss real partners, especially if they aren't public figures. 3. Dont take it seriously. The F stands for fiction, its not real.