my job made a big deal about us needing to be in the office this year because “teams are suffering” so i showed up bright and early to find practically nobody there. it stayed that way all day. i could have stayed home smh
for the first time ever i got a doordash driver who couldn’t figure out my address. they drove past my apartment driving south and found their way back to me only to drive past again headed east
there’s a guy on the train playing this game where he gets off at every stop to see if he can run to the next stop in time to get back on the same train
my college sent an email blast asking for donations so they can make GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES for students studying for finals. as if the school can’t afford it themselves smh
i went to the dentist and unexpectedly had to get a root canal done, but the whole experience was so smooth i didn’t even notice when it was over with because i was too busy vibing to renaissance since my dentist let me use his spotify while he and the assistant were working
at the karaoke bar i went to everyone kept doing sad songs, so my roommate signed me up to sing sexyback even though i had like five long islands by this point