Aitzaz Hussain

The gullible believe that I know a thing or two about energy. @DefiningFutures SEECS Alumnus. Tweets are rants (read: personal views).

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

Just found out that pampers are no longer available in Pakistan!

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

So my daughter has started calling me by name. What’s with this Gen Alpha/Beta 😂

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

Honestly, the pain from statins feels like getting beaten by 3 guys in your sleep!

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

This is essentially how the EVs will impact the load profile of the grid!

[Muzamil @muzamil_45]

بہت جلد چائنہ نے اپنی الیکٹرک گاڑیاں پاکستان بھیجنے پر پابندی لگا دینی
ایک پاکستانی نے لوڈشیڈنگ کا توڑ یہ نکالا ھے BYD الیکٹرک گاڑی پر اپنے گھر کا ڈیڑھ ٹن کا اے سی چلا دیا ھے 😂😂😂

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

I planned on not buying dolls for my daughter. I wanted to get her toys that would help develop her brain.
Fast forward to yesterday: I was sitting there combing the hair of her doll.
Life of a girl-dad! 😂

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

“Tax”? Did the applicants for connections above 25kW not pay the licensing fee?

[Asad Nasir @asadnasir2000]

🚨 Solar systems less than 25 kW will not be taxed, while systems above 25 kW will be taxed at the rate of Rs. 1,000 per kW.

For example, if someone has a 30 kW system, they will have to pay a one-time tax of Rs. 30,000.

- Muneeb Farooq.

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

All those who were silent about Barakahu are enraged over the “highhandedness” of the state!

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

How do countries fight wars, cause so much destruction and loss of life, and then somehow just sit down and make peace?

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

@vikashneo @awais4226 And yet it moves! Enjoy your vishwaguru moment

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

I had the same question popping into my head when I first read his name in the run-up to the elections 😂

[Syed Ali Musa Gillani @SyedMusaGillani]

کیا جے دی وینس مُلتان جھوک وینس اپنی وینس برادری سے ملنے آئے گا؟ @ahaidergilani86 @KasimGillani @ImranWains1

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

This wouldn’t last. The aggressors are no in mood of peace!

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

Nihilistic sentiments are taking their toll after years!

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

@ALAM_ABDULA Literally you guys are the most bechara overworked and underpaid bunch of people!

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

My 1-year-old is growing up properly multilingual 😄

English, Urdu… and now Saraiki:
“chao cha” = pick me up
“aapay aapay” = I’ll do it myself

Apparently, she is independent but on her own terms 😂

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

All the more reasons to think that Trump is a androon ka lahoriya at heart!

[Saad @AirlinePilotmax]

If Trump says that a deal with Iran is very close, ignore it. He is trying to manipulate the markets. That is what he has done in the past.

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

@aliaftabsaeed Of all the things that have been done to you, being mistaken for a youthia is by far my favorite!

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

Terminate all the professional TikTokers! This might solve the problem of the youth bulge!

[Mirza Wasiq @wasiqhasandps]

This is too harsh. There should be a proper inquiry rather than terminating someone on the basis of public pressure. Everyone is prone to mistakes, and getting training in this country is definitely not a piece of cake. 🙏🤧

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

@ALAM_ABDULA And her core quality is that she was her co-auctioneer! Achi juggat thi

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

Never underestimate your enemy. It applies to Iran as much as it applied to the US!

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

استنادًا إلى بعض التقارير الاستخباراتية، يُحضّر أعداء إيران لاحتلال إحدى الجزر الإيرانية بدعم من احدي دول المنطقة.

تُراقب قواتنا جميع تحركات العدو وإذا إقدمو علي أي خطوة، فستُستهدف كافة البنية التحتية الحيوية لتلك الدولة الإقليمية بهجمات متواصلة لا هوادة فيها.

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

@ALAM_ABDULA Would that work for working mothers too, especially with calls lasting 30+ hours?

[Aitzaz Hussain @aitzazh_]

*sigh*
A dabba of milk costs 6k and lasts 5 days. Stretch it to a week and that becomes 24k! A pack of pampers lasts a fortnight and costs 2.6k. That roughly becomes 30k for pampers and milk!

[Highbury @Woolwich_PK]

50k ki kaun c feed ati hai ?

Majj hai ya bacha ?