Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼

Addict.
A Hater.
Anime Geek.
James Harden & Leo Messi enthusiast.
Manchester United. A true Red
KITKATS hidden between your thighs get ate up round here.

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

You lot are white behind these pages???😭

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

I said “I’m Joey from twitter” he said “I know” 😭

BIG SEAN AOTY

[Momwemo Basi💀 @kaymartin_iv]

A week ago, a friend finally got the chance to crack a Hun he had been chasing for weeks. In his graphical explanation, he said: "He had never met such a creamer"...... Fast forward..just this morning amubaya Genta!!!

[Memz @IvannaEscoba]

Ine opusa kukupanga follow, iwe osapanga follow back eti?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

NBA Opening Night on Oct. 20 on NBC:

- Philadelphia 76ers @ New York Knicks

- OKC Thunder @ San Antonio Spurs

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

As men we need to learn to stop sticking good díck in mental patients…😭💀

[Lady Cherki✨🦋 @Tao03jeremy]

🤭

[The Tall Girl🌸 @the_6ft2_badass]

Do you people realize there are people with naturally high libidos and love just being
that intimate with their partners?

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

Mwabwera kumene pamudzi Pano?

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

Do these posts even Mata fam?

[Legacy (Fan) @LegacySiu]

Guess the Manchester United player who wore the number (8) jersey
From 2014 to 2022

VERY HARD

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

Levitation

[solé @layxsnv]

P-park
R-reverse
N-neutral
D-drive
L-?????

[OSBMTS @Djvngxbawa]

The Flames need to hold a fundraising event and pay the country back.
I would have suggested a football match but they can't play.
So...

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

Do another with Faith and Rose🥺

[chiMalawian 💣 @Ujayo_]

For the Chawinga sisters❤️

Go Scorchers!😮‍💨🔥

[hakuna matata practitioner @hakuna_matatiz0]

After Nigeria lost to Cameroon, the Scorchers had to send the Ghanaians home as well so they can continue arguing about who makes better jollof rice.

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

I called it, I told you people

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

We were doing a SWOT analysis. This Sunday y'all gon learn

[Retired Nigerian @4chibuzor]

@ESPNAfrica Ghana you have one job, trash Malawi like you have always done.

July 23, 2026 (Friendly): Ghana 4-0 Malawi.
June 21, 2025 (Friendly): Ghana 3-1 Malawi

Malawi came into WAFCON pretending to be who they aren't and have been all over the place making noise.

Silence them.

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

@Coach_Mira9 Couldn't coach that🙂

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

💀

[Samira Suleman @Coach_Mira9]

@NotSlightlyUsed They cannot beat us 😊

[GHIZO🇲🇼 @Ghizo721]

Temwa is better than Saka.

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Nonse amene mumamufuna Tuno muli panja kwambiri 🤣🔥

Congratulations Tuno!

[_bləss @spaceman_bless]

National pride is built on moments like these. The Scorchers have now achieved what no Malawian senior football team has done before, qualifying for a FIFA World Cup!! At this point, it’s fair to say the Scorchers are Malawi’s national pride 🇲🇼🔥

[Hento Pepper🌶🇲🇼 @HenrySabola]

Non of the Malawian Content Creator are making Tik-Toks about the Scorchers, iwo basi busy ndizaukwati, bridal shower, ndizogonana basi. Content ya scorchers tikuchita kuwonera pama Nigerians and they are making big numbers from it.

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

Chat, tipatseni gist yonse

[Don Khiva 👑🇲🇼 @DonKhiva]

So he thinks that because he has money, he can just fuck everyone’s wife, huh? Life yopusa😎

[Kobbie Messi 🇦🇷🇲🇼🇿🇼 @aizen265]

🤣cope

[NotSlightlyUsed @NotSlightlyUsed]

If Malawi qualify for the World Cup, they would be the worst of Africa’s representatives at the World Cup.

If they beat Ghana, it will underline how terrible our team is.