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quant dev (renewed 4 szn2)

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

this is how you should organize your daily life and im not even joking

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

i wish Plato were alive to see this

[TeenShadow 🥷🏾 @AngryTo94341]

Marvel civilians when they realize quirks are mutations

[Wefail @wefail]

Britain will never look like this again because business rates/rent & Brexit's import duty are far too high to make a greengrocer's profitable, plus that pond is now full of shit for maximum water company profits, and lastly, Thatcher helped sell off all of our car manufacturing.

[IY @IY_02496]

How marvel civilians will look at you when they learn that instead of getting your powers through a medieval torture method you got them simply at birth:

[Habibuu😺 @HabibuAbuGoat]

There is a reason why his eyes are green

[pocket 🌱 @pawkit]

i fear these might actually be the only jobs in the entire uk

[Maitreya Bhakal @MaitreyaBhakal]

One of my favorites

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts.”

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

Told a guy on the train it’s too hot to be wearing a Canada goose in this heat tryna joke and he pulled out a knife

[Reflection🪩 @0xReflection]

You just realized you’re the exit liquidity for an unprofitable $2.5T company

[Kate Ferguson @kateferguson4]

We are getting our 7th PM in 10 years.

It’s 30C outside.

And we are playing well in a World Cup.

We have become Italy…

[Matt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @MattOfTheSouth]

Guy watching the World Cup for the first time ever:

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[lou ☁️ @mcfclou]

Not enough nerds in the world anymore no one understands the reference