jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde
i cant go out, im too fat
i cant date, im too fat
i cant look at myself, im too fat
i cant be seen, im too fat
i cant dress nicely, im too fat
i cant live, im too fat