Lizard

aaa (thats me screaming) 20 years old yippee i am a real adult with free will

[Lizard @aizlynnisaworm]

@MiraiNoBeederu @shivstratt im not even rlly a big strattland shipper but when that scene was happening i turned to my friend and said "are they about to fuck?" like lets not lie tension was there

[Clubratt ★ @clubratt]

A recipe cannot serve “2-6” people are you insane that’s triple the amount which one is it two or six

[fie @maidpurgatory]

polish trans guy naming himself naruto and getting canceled on twitter for cultural appropriation but in reality he's patriotically naming himself after the first president of poland gabriel narutowicz, is this anything

[Maryam @hell_line0]

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."

[Kill Tim Faust 💀 @crulge]

The reason John Cena works and The Rock is washed is that Cena understands that years of extreme competitive dysmorphia has given him a freakish instrument that can be made very very funny. I bounced off Peacemaker but you gotta give it up to orthorexia on this one

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

i’m being so for real when i say this is exactly why im so anti censorship on ao3. we’ve seen it with ff dot net, livejournal, tumblr and now wattpad. the ao3 tagging system exists and works well.

[𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐚 @pyewacket____]

AO3 is an archive, wattpad users. It's not a social media site and it doesn't have an ingrained algorithm. You will not get famous. Your fics will not be recommended automatically by the system. You post your fics for the love of the game, that's it.

[Nia 🇻🇪 📚 @bokutosayswhaat]

Ustedes no saben vivir sin una app sobreestimulante. Ao3 es un ARCHIVO. No tiene que verse bonito, tiene que funcionar.

[Lizard @aizlynnisaworm]

@Camicog @lee_lei_lp ive said this once and they asked if i was from the united states of (icant remember) or the usa and he said my country code was +44 which is UK. i was so confused

[mello 🦇‧₊˚⋅ @izukoat]

In another life the dead dove: do not eat tag would have been olive oil: I taste like olive oil

[cabinet ➃ 🎃 @ediblplaydough]

knuckle tats #ReedRichards #FantasticFour

[Slonk @Pies_of_Lee]

this persons dream burger

[🌼🦋🪽 changan/长安 ⚢ @changanomaly]

the most common non-binary names I've seen used Jay Kai and Cole are also 3/4ths the names of those Lego Ninjago guys. what is up with that what was Lego doing

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

HELLOAKDJSKDJ 😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“you handled it so well” no, i didn’t, i went insane, lost my spark, distanced myself from everyone and hated myself

[Chris @citehchris]

drove by a chilis last night and got total
fomo. i bet there was some amazing memories being created in there and stories that can’t be retold

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

To the people drawing their favorite characters/ OCs over this. I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been texting every one of them to my bro to cement his cultural impact as that guy who got his ass beat for a Switch 2.

[alfie @alfienxo]

outfit repeater
meal repeater
movie rewatcher
i know what i like

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

They should make a beer that’s also an energy drink and also a cigarette and also has 50g of protein