A.J. Lucas

I like some things; other things not so much.
Then there's the apathy.

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I don't tweet often, but when I do...

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@frankwrighter @hector_drummond I’d pay handsomely to see this on screen.

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@japan_nobunaga Same phenomenon in the anglosphere. Mine’s a chair, too.

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@timdavies_uk I don’t give shitty jobs.

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@frankwrighter @Cal_III @RestoreBritain RDLs are paying off, cocker.

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@ch000ch @_ericcurtin 4+ years

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@Landeur Should never have gone anywhere near the Weinstein brothers in the first place.

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@Landeur We need to toughen up; it’s a long road ahead. Mistakes will be made.

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@deadbeatm0nkey I feel like the spirits would appreciate the true power of AZERTY.

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@RiderofWolves Or is not vain.

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@SummerSongGirl Bollocks to them. Keep moving forward.

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@AwkwardAndOdd As a kid, I was sick of hearing, "Cheer up, it may never happen." I was fine.

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@liljonlovitz More of a statement, really. It's not unreasonable; how else do you expect them to pass a big stretcher through their corridor?

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Ah... The first smell of spring blossom in the air; most welcome after someone guffed on the train home.

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@mindflakes There's been a meteor impact? A meteor, rite?

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@AwkwardAndOdd "Don't let me down" 🎵🎶

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@Flora__Flora A deliberate and dramatic contradiction on the fringes of comedy, and firmly placed in the intersecting portion of the extreme irony/ambivalent/boredom/insular/pugnacious/genuinely funny Venn diagram.

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Arrogant show offs. Okay you're gorgeous, get over yourselves.

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@simoncholland To appreciate the light, you must first experience the darkness of new gym socks on your tidy whities.

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@AwkwardAndOdd Thought it was just me that got those wee bastards late in life. Just hiding there plotting their terror, the little dunderheads.