Anthony McWho

Much better on paper…and even then…

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

“You know that guy, James? He’s an ass, right?”

“Yeah, he’s down right jimpolite”

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

What is it about the aesthetic of sardine and anchovies tin labels that I find so appealing? It’s a design upon which I’d like to model more things in my life.

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

Wait…Mr. Peanut can talk? The mystery is gone.

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

Can’t believe they actually taught a chorus of fish how to sing for the new White Lotus theme!

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

As far as stupid logos go, the Cadillac’s weird minimalist flag design really takes the cake.

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

I don’t think monkeys realize how quickly the charm of their mischief and silliness can turn into something annoying. Poor dummies.

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

Perhaps the most midwestern thing about me is my ability to confirm by taste alone if ranch dressing is from a pizza place or any other restaurant.

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

If anyone has a microscopic view of ground cinnamon binding to sugar crystals, I sure would like to see that!

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

There are never enough ravioli.

[猪戸バレット @GUYtpj9nV7d9pa2]

映画「ザ ・ショック」を思い出しました。

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

Could have gone the rest of my life without seeing Ringo’s toes in sandals.

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This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in 2 years

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

@HowardKellman Bringing my nephew to Saturday’s game against the Louisville Bats for his 8th birthday. Any chance you could give him a shout-out Happy Birthday message during the game?

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

Which paper towel in the roll is worse? The first one that gets all torn up from being glued or the last one that is normally covered in the glue.

[watersplasher101 @DrCameronFetter]

𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘡𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚: Sorry I smel so bad guys Lol

𝘿𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙚: We cant smell you Steve, its Zoom

𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘦:
BODYSTINK.ODOR (6.3GB)

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

I just googled ‘Danny DeVito Beanie Baby’ and was shocked by the results!

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

Teachin’ my boi bout those peanut butter thirsties!

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

Got philosophically burned by a cashier at Meijer today:

Cashier: *checks my ID* Hmm..it’s true what my cousin says about ID photos. You only ever look like a stoner or a murderer.

Me: uummm…which one am I?

Cashier: *returns ID* You’ll have to figure that out for yourself.

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

A cobweb is essentially a spider’s abandoned home and that brings me great sadness.

[Anthony McWho @aj_mchugh]

If you thought my dog was capable of eating the leftover chicken kebabs you had in the fridge, then the joke is on you…I don’t even have a dog!