Liss ❁

Yolo. Ethan💞

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Who else does that neurodivergent plan of “I’m gonna catch up on and fix my whole life this weekend,” but then the weekend comes and you’re like, “I deserve a break from being in work mode Monday to Friday,” and you keep repeating the same thing every damn week.

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Mads @europemaxxed]

When that summer breeze on a random day in March hits you and you know that better days are ahead

[uh-moy 🐆 @amoithaseer]

i fw cats bc u can’t make them do shit they dont want to

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels being right about something you wanted to be wrong about

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

this what buying deodorant feels like

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me when I know that I can't snooze my alarm any longer and have to find the courage to leave my warm bed to get ready for work

[a @kaghazkephool]

Whats not meant for you will disappoint you a thousand times until you understand