Dwight Schrute

human equivalent of the moon emoji 🌚 post up toni

[Dwight Schrute @ajaaabrahams]

really excited to announce the premiere of the music video I directed and edited for happy when by Caitlyn Scarlett - mad thanks to the team and @bisroca for the opportunity

https://t.co/XF2WU6GLVA

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Putting your budget into Right Move and getting garages

[🦢 @meishato]

working eight hours a day doesn’t sound bad until you realize it’s not just eight hours, it’s your energy before work, your recovery after work, and the version of yourself that’s too tired to show up anywhere else

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

a cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small

[uncle tifa 🇵🇸 @kushbot420000]

you will literally never guess who is behind him

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

You always forget one thing every time

[Everything Doechii 🐊 @EDoechii]

Doechii’s Best Rap Album full acceptance speech #GRAMMYs https://t.co/ghaX3ic1LS

[amir @youwereoffkey]

PLEASE DONT EVER PLAY WITH DOECHII……. THAT OUTFIT CHANGEEEEE

[Kali @102YLA]

There’s like 2 days out of the month where i don’t feel like this

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

the way this company preys on women’s desires is SICK

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

all 3 New Girl men are exactly how their characters would be as dads😭😭😭

max (schmidt) is doing tiktok dances and going to concerts with his daughter, jake (nick) is raising bugs with his son to feed a lizard, & lamorne (winston) is getting roasted for crying by his daughter

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away