Maruko-Chan Suka Cilok

Never mind, I never existed anyway.

[Maruko-Chan Suka Cilok @ajaajaada__]

It's really nice if you have someone to talk to, but it's not if you don't. I don't.

[jiwa @evertowonder]

rekomendasi film genre thriller yg plot twistnya bikin kalian bilang HAH???

1. shutter island
2. the prestige
3. the invisible guest
4. se7en

ada yg udah nonton? atau kalian ada rekomendasi lain? coba spill

[Dayu Dolma @gektimbul]

Pls, this is the most unique and creative way to keep your plastic bag into another small plastic bag 🛍️😍🥰🫶
Let's try it 🔥🔥🔥

[Rianii 🍓 @maniesbeli]

DEMI APA MOTIF ROK LILIT SECAKEP INI?! Ini tuh ilustrasi dongeng kancil dan angsa, produk lokal hebat. 👏❤️

[Descharth @Descharth]

As vezes eu me sinto tão burro. Por que eu não fazia assim antes?

[aveline @xiaomeiyz]

Diumur 30 baru tau‼️
Ternyata Obat China tuh khasiatnya gacor banget
1. Chang Seuw Tian - kanker, miom, kista
2. Angkung Dragon Merah - stroke& kejang
3. Die Da Yao Jing - Luka cepet pulih
4. Lo Han Kuo - radang, batuk, sakit tenggorokan
5. Salep Pi Kang shuang - penyakit kulit dan alergi
6. Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa - obat batuk ibu & anak
7. Fufang Ejiao Jiang - obat dbd, tipes, pusing, lemes, naikin trombosit
8. Medicated Oil - minyak masuk angin, sendi dan otot
9. Li Liang - diabetes, darah tinggi

[Elysia🪷 @ElysiaXBT]

GMAIL LO BUKAN PENUH. CUMA KOTOR DOANG.

Tadi storage gue udah 13.8GB dari 15GB, hampir aja bayar Google tambahan.

Eh ternyata bisa dibersihin dalam 20 menit doang, tanpa ilang satu invoice penting pun.

Langsung pake 5 filter otomatis ini:

[Mr. HRD @_mrhrd]

Gue punya temen cewek.
Cewek cantik banget, tinggi semampai, kayak model yang salah jurusan masuk kantor.

Tiap hari dia berangkat jam 6 pagi, padahal kantor baru buka jam 8. Rekan-rekan lain masih pada santai di rumah atau macet, dia udah duduk di kubikel, rambut dikuncir rapi, laptop nyala, beresin laporan kemarin. Pulang? Paling sore jam 7 malem. Gak pernah ngeluh, gak pernah pamer. Kerja murni karena tanggung jawab.

Tahun lalu dia dipromosi naik jabatan jadi team leader. Harusnya moment bahagia. Tapi dari situ, semuanya berubah drastis.

Awalnya cuma bisik-bisik kecil di pantry, tapi

[jurnalsibapak @fajrek1]

Bapak bayar BPJS tiap bulan. Rp 100.000.

4 tahun. Total hampir Rp 5 juta.

Bapak mungkin mikir: "Ya kan buat jaga-jaga. Kalau sakit baru dipakai."

Justru itu. Gak perlu nunggu sakit.

Kacamata? Bisa diklaim. Bersihin karang gigi? Ditanggung. Tambal gigi? Gratis. Dan jutaan orang GAK TAU. Termasuk mungkin Bapak

[⋆˚✿˖°𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 @zefthan]

SUNGKEM SAMA YANG PUNYA RESEP INI 😭🙏
Niatnya cuma mau makan sehat pake brokoli + jamur, eh malah bikin nasi di magic com KERING😩🍚
Menu akhir bulan tapi rasanya kayak makan di resto 🤌✨ Cobain deh, tapi jangan salahin aku kalau jadi nambah nasi terus 🤫

[Senja @kopidansenjaa]

Karena banyak yg tanya, aku jelasin stepnya ya.. [thread]

1. Pertama kalian harus download dulu aplikasi namanya Digital Korlantas..
yang peru disiapin itu
- Foto SIM
- Foto KTP
- Pas Foto 3x4 (latar biru)
- Foto Tanda Tangan latar putih

2. Tes Kesehatan di e-rikkes/id ini ada di aplikasi korlantasnya tinggal ikuti stepnya, ini tes umum kaya riwayat sakit dan tes buta warna, ini gratis

3. Tes Psikologi di epPsi, ini ada didalam aplikasi korlantasnya, tinggal ikuti stepnya aja, ini lumayan banyak soalnya jadi harus sabar2, ini berbayar Rp 77.500

4. Kemudian pembayaran perpanjangannya
SIM = Rp 75.000
Biaya layanan = Rp 10.000
Biaya pengiriman = Rp 22.501 (kalau express 31.501
Total = Rp 107.501
pembayarannya hanya melalui virtual account bni

Jadi total aku bayar sekitar Rp 185.000

Dan pengiriman itu kurang lebih 3-5 hari tergantung lokasi, dan usahakan maksimal 2 minggu sebelum masa aktif SIM habis.

Selamat mencoba!

[Kapten Haddock @SeekHustle]

Seperti janji gue kemarin, mari kita bahas Affiliate yg gue maksud capt.

Disc: ini full dihandle bini gue ya.

Dia harian kerja kantor, followers cuma 92, ga jago urusan medsos, apalagi sampe bikin video.

So, gue rasa cukup ramah pemula dan kalian pasti jga bisa 😁

A thread…

[Ezra | Psikolog Klinis Dewasa @ezra_putranto]

Seseorang datang ke terapi dengan keluhan kelelahan. Burnout, katanya. Workload, toxic company culture, politik kantor, dll

Tapi di suatu titik dalam sesi, ceritanya berubah, dan ternyata yang paling melelahkan bukan pekerjaannya

[Peyek reborn @tyaaassh]

SIM aku jadi guyss
Total keseluruhan habis Rp. 188.500
77.500 cek psikologi
111.000 ini total cetak SIM sampe ongkir ngirim SIMnya.

Tips: saat milih faskes test psikologi pilih daerah Jakarta/Bekasi ini bisa onlen.

Minusnya: tampilan di Aplikasi banyak yg ngeblank 🙏🏼

[rx @thxorns]

‼️‼️‼️ 16 PELAKU KEKERASAN SEKSUAL FHUI ‼️‼️‼️

[spill here @ratjunmuu]

DISKON MELISSA SEGILA INI?? 😭💸
jujur aku sampe ga mikir panjang langsung checkout…
hemat hampir 700RB 😳‼️
yang biasanya cuma bisa diliatin, sekarang beneran kebeli 🥹
serius deh ini bukan diskon biasa… ini momen langka banget, telat dikit auto nyesel!!

[Shela ‘Oxfara’ Sundawa @oxfara]

Mertua bilang “nggak apa-apa.”
Tetangga bilang “dulu anak saya dikasih juga, sehat-sehat aja.”
Tapi sebagai dokter anak, saya harus jujur:
Ada 9 makanan yang kelihatan aman — tapi berbahaya untuk bayi di bawah 1 tahun.
🧵 Thread penting untuk semua orang tua & calon orang tua:

(Silahkan simpan dulu, bila belum sempat baca)

[𝐞𝐧 @crankygvrl]

resep thai tea yang palingggg MANTEP soalnya menurut gue ini paling mirip sama thai tea sevel pas nyoba di bangkok🤭☝🏻

kalo bikin 1 liter gini, jadi bisa disimpen 1 minggu dikulkas bisa buat orang rumah jugaaa

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnz]

MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND OVULATION PERIOD.

-Most ladies don’t understand this because too much complicated grammar is used to teach it, and most ladies don’t listen to their bodies either.

- Pls read, start listening to your body for signs and follow the simple analysis/steps for ease of getting pregnant.

-MENSTRUAL PERIOD: The time blood flows out of your private area, when you use pad.

-MENSTRUAL CYCLE: Days it takes to see another blood in the month.

-If you last saw your period in March 11th and it started again on April 10th, then you have 30days cycle (count from 11 March to 10 April).

-NOTE: It is erroneous to believe its 28days cycle, different women have different cycles ranging from 21-35 days.

-OVULATION PERIOD: This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period.

-Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period.

-From the first day you see the blood of your period.

-Pick up a calendar and count 14 days including the first day of the blood stain.

-Mark the 14th day with a pen.

-Mark 3 days before the 14th day, and mark 2 days after the 14th day.

-You will notice you have 6 days marked.

-These 6 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period.

-That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant.

-Do this every month diligently.

-EVERY OTHER DAY IS YOUR SAFE PERIOD. For example:

-If your period is 11th April,

-14 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 24h of this April (2weeks after) counting from 11th.

-14th day is on the 24th April.

-3days before the 14th day is 21, 22, 23.

-2days after 24th April is 25 and 26.

- 21-26th April (6days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile window and period.

-Don't forget that the 6 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 6 days.

-Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something that has ears, eyes, etc.

-If you want a baby girl, have
sex between 3 days before ovulation (21- 23rd).

-For a baby boy on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 24th.

MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN...

-You don't need a doctor, just relax. After 2 weeks you may feel the following:

1. Headache.
2. High body temperature.
3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness).
4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating.
5. Increased sex drive.
6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis.
7. Abdominal bloating.
8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more).
9. Vagina mucus becomes slippery.
10. If you notice, put it in between fingers, it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus colorless like egg white.

[Tukang Review @teracuniii]

Hasil ngewar tips laundry selama 2 bulan, dan ini recap paling berguna + works banget di guee🤣

Definisi melakukan adegan dewasa sesungguhnyaa 😭🙏

[ibndanu @niceeetime]

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