Aja Jane!

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

Just watched Jurassic World for the first time (I know, I'm way behind) and honestly the most unrealistic part of this entire franchise is Bryce Dallas Howard running around the whole time in stilettos.

[Marki Conway (she/her/hers) @BostonMarki]

@BGlobeSports @BostonGlobe are you planning to cover that the East Lynn Pop Warner football team was unjustly stripped of their right to attend Nationals in Florida in a bogus decision by @PopWarner_NE?

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

@TopperSouth @DanPriceSeattle This argument is ridiculous. Do you know what the CEO couldn't do? Any of those things you listed, including surviving a pandemic without those workers. A $24 million raise, then blaming price increases on employee pay? It's distasteful to say the very least.

[Dr. Nahid Bhadelia @BhadeliaMD]

The thing that really gets me is when someone says they won’t wear a mask because the virus (0.1 micron but generally attached to a bigger droplet) will get through anyway but is also concerned about fainting from C02 molecules (0.00033 microns) not passing through the same mask.

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

That moment when you get home from @tacobell and your crunch wrap supreme is not in your food bag... 😭

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

4 ruining my pics by holding her lady parts while opening her Easter basket, because she was too excited to pee first...
Doesn't she know Easter is about posting cute pics of your offspring opening a basket of candy at 7am?
#easter #toddlermom #momlife

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

My 4yr old has not learned the proper cadence for the compliment and ask...

4 (all in one breath): Mom I love you and you're the best ever and can you hurry up?

Me: Am I still the best if I don't hurry up?

4:

Me:

4:

#momlife #toddlersaresavage #fournado

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

4: I want to watch this show alone. Go away.

Me: Haha, yaass. (Hops in shower)

4: (Crying hysterically) Moooom! Did you lock the door? Why did you go in the bathroom? Let me in!!

Apparently I was just supposed to sit in the next room and listen to her watch the show...

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

Silly me. Thought I'd to go to the bathroom w/my toddler engrossed in her show in a different room...
Don't worry though, like some form of weird toddler voodoo, she felt it & immediately started banging on the door because she had to pee worse than ever before
#toddlertantrum

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Damn. I never thought I would see Colbert break down. Wow. I get it.

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

A Once-Banned Buffy Episode the Perfect Depiction of Being on Social Media in 2020 https://t.co/gzPqBNXsqf via @themarysue

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

Tried a number and letter tracing book with my kiddo today... now we're both crying and only 1 page is finished...

Teachers don't get paid enough.

#teachersareundervalued
#ImNotCryingYouAre

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

"Mama can you sing the bottle of wine one to me?"

My 3yo asking me to sing hush little baby...

Do y'all not sing "If that diamond ring don't shine, mama's gonna buy herself a bottle of wine"?

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

I'm painting my hair
- This tweet brought to you by my 3 yr old... she really is my kid

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

Me: Do you have to go pee?

3: No

Me: You sure? I have to shower.

3: Nooooo

5 mins later...

3 (rapidly banging on the door): mommy I gotta pee and poop. I gotta go right now. I'm going to pee my pants.

#momlife #parenting #thisiswhyidrink #imnotcryingyourecrying

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

@izakravitz @TruthDreaded @chrissyteigen @instagram Its photoshopped. The person tagged didnt even creat their acct until July 2019.

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

@chrissyteigen I mean its cute that they want to show all these pics of the person you supposedly tagged when making their point, but always seem to crop out that she joined Twitter in 2019. Interesting since this supposed tweet says 2015...

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

Check out what I just added to my closet on Poshmark: Magenta David's Bridal Lace Halter Dress. https://t.co/bUBpvQQKSJ via @poshmarkapp #shopmycloset

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

@janemarielynch Literally at least once a week

[Aja Jane! @ajacon13]

@Drizly Are you having problems with the payment settings? Mine keeps getting declined. Money is there, and it's the same card I used last time. Tried another card, then deleting and re-adding, same thing. Anyone else having this problem?