Aleksandra

[tay @hairball1952]

#july

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

It's #SeriousLustForShawarmaFriday

[ethan !!! @slimeguyethan]

why do white people always have the weirdest names for grandparents wdym youre gonna go see oompa and booger

[Ali @AJ_F612]

I’m sorry, my old roommate watched this video so many times that I can’t hear this song without thinking about it 😭

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

taylor swift getting up to use the plane bathroom on a plane

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him:”are u stupid?”
me:

[amethyst @gramofparadise]

those definitely goin in my purse

[Dimes Square Degenerate @EBITDAddyLBO]

“Let’s go out tonight, nothing crazy, just a few beers.”

Me at 4 am

[Hayley McGoldrick @GoldieOnSports]

my anxiety creeping up on me after i had a good day for once

[tay @hairball1952]

not a want but a need

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

christmas is not about “giving” or “jesus” or “family” it is about me eating so much brie cheese that i get a stomachache and i have to lie down for a little bit but the second my body feels sort of normal i return to the kitchen to scarf down more brie cheese

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[Mark Glasgow Illustration @MGlasgowGoods]

Big Miss Steak. Huge.