Alan Janesch

Penn State alum. Writer/editor. PR/communications professional. Interested in politics/government, higher ed, the arts & entertainment, my Austrian roots.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Jim_Jordan I just read that the total crime rate in Columbus, part of which is in your nicely gerrymandered district, is 70.7% higher than the overall crime rate in Ohio and 57.1% higher than America's crime rate. Are you responsible for that? Looking forward to hearing back from you.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Jim_Jordan So, you’re claiming that Democratic elected officials *caused* high levels of theft in those cities, is that right? If so, please state your allegation clearly. Thanks. Look forward to hearing from you.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Jim_Jordan GOP leaders have told you it’s time to step aside. You need to listen to them and get out of the way, so the House can choose a Speaker who can actually lead.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@RonDeSantis If you think DC is a swamp, why do you want to be in the White House? No matter — you’ve got no chance of accomplishing that!

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@RepMTG The 1st Amendment says Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of the press. So Fox firing Carlson is not a 1st Amendment issue.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@RepMTG You think you can find the truth on Fox?

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@RepMTG @TuckerCarlson If he goes to silence, anonymity and irrelevance, will you follow him there? We can dream, I guess.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@RepMTG @COVIDSelect I sure look forward to the day you get voted out of office!

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@RepMTG @GOPoversight Heard about Trump? He was indicted on 34 felony counts. Just FYI.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Mike_Pence Mike, do you aspire to public service?

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Jim_Jordan Why don’t you stfu?

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@tedcruz You should probably report that the Energy Dept report’s conclusion was made with “low confidence.”

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@tedcruz What former U.S. President was an actor before going into politics, and what party was he a member of?

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@SenTedCruz Do you want the job?

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@tedcruz 1. Are you hereby declaring your candidacy? 2. Which has more spine — you, or the fake saguaro behind you?

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Mike_Pence And you should just go away.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Jim_Jordan If you’re so smart, why don’t you figure out what happened and tell all of us? Thanks!

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Jim_Jordan I sure look forward to the day you are no longer in office!

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Jim_Jordan Just shut up.

[Alan Janesch @AJanesch]

@Jim_Jordan 1. You’re blaming the train derailment on Biden? 2. What are *your* pronouns?