Aja

I tell stories with my voice, video and music. big fan of dark chocolate, color coordinating my closet and women ruling the world.

[Aja @ajasblue]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump No take backs!

[Aja @ajasblue]

@kayhanley I just saw her posts. I’m also disappointed. She also was my first celebrity crush, so double whammy! Damn.

[Aja @ajasblue]

If you were born in the 1900’s and I asked you to imagine the paring knife in your grandparents home, I bet you have no trouble. Followed by a clear picture of your grandmother’s hands snipping green beans or peeling a potato with precision.

[Aja @ajasblue]

Can someone explain to me how so many people can travel to Greece all the time?

[Aja @ajasblue]

Realized today the multivitamin I’ve been taking for women over 40 is actually for men. I bought the one formulated for prostate health.

[Aja @ajasblue]

As a side note I suck with a power drill and despise anytime I have to build, hang, or hammer something. I am not the norm

[Aja @ajasblue]

Our contractor ghosted us for our bathroom remodel. I should have hired my lesbian friends. Lesbians are the only dependable handymen around. You heard it here first

[weaponized whim$y @trinketmandrel]

I love when .@trixiemattel gets spicy and talks about real shit sometimes. Also she is vry beautiful

[Aja @ajasblue]

Random boy to my 7yr old son:
“Which one is your real mom?”
James: “they both are”
Random boy: “why do you have 2 moms?”
James: “that’s just the way life is sometimes.”
Yes, son. Yes it is. And you are loved more than you’ll ever know.

[Aja @ajasblue]

I’d love if my family of 2 adult women and one 7 year old boy didn’t have to pay $2000 + for groceries every month. How do people with multiple children survive?

[Aja @ajasblue]

I can’t believe there is more outrage about rainbows than ar-15’s.

[Aja @ajasblue]

Asked our 7 year old to tell me something he’s learning right now and he said, “you know, shapes and their non defining attributes.” Oh, ok. Carry on.

[Aja @ajasblue]

Cottage cheese and Martha Stewart are really having a moment in 2023. I’m here for them both.

[Aja @ajasblue]

My siblings and I got my mom an IPad. My personal gift to her was the 5 hours I spent searching for her passwords to all her apps. I will look back and cherish this day some day. And so, instead of getting impatient I chose to laugh with her about it. For 5 hours.

[Aja @ajasblue]

Peters’ always look like a Peter. Am I right?

[Aja @ajasblue]

@tedcruz How many times have you had to write this? Are your prayers working? Do something!l

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Today’s deadly mass shooting at an Allen, Texas, outlet mall is the latest reminder that #ItsTheFuckingGuns.

[Aja @ajasblue]

The Jesus rebrand is a bit much.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

IM SCREAMING 😭