Ajay Singh

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

ज्ञानेश की गोली से खड़ा हो गया,
खरपतवार बोल रहा है कि
अब वो बरगद से बड़ा हो गया।

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

BJP is desperately trying to make India into a one party dictatorship.

Shiv Sena, NCP, AAP, BJD, TMC..

They are breaking up one political party after another using money power, bribery, threats of arrest, extortion. This is not just highly undemocratic but it is setting a new precedent for the future.

It is pretty much a guarantee now that the day BJP goes out of power in centre, they will also be broken up into multiple pieces.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

12 वर्षों की गरीब-विरोधी आर्थिक नीतियों और compromised विदेश नीति ने आज देश को ऐसे हालात में ला खड़ा कर दिया है जहाँ लाखों गरीब परिवारों और महिलाओं को लकड़ी के ज़हरीले धुएं की तरफ धकेल दिया गया है।

उज्ज्वला योजना में सब्सिडी वाले सिलेंडरों की संख्या 9 से घटाकर 4 कर दिया गया। उसपर पिछले 3 महीनों में घरेलू LPG सिलेंडर के दाम ₹89 बढ़ा दिया गया - मतलब, पहले दाम बढ़ाओ, फिर सब्सिडी घटाओ, गरीबों का चूल्हा बुझाओ।

प्रवासी मजदूरों की जीवनरेखा, 5 किलो का सिलेंडर भी ₹323 महंगा कर दिया - वो कमाएगा क्या, खाएगा क्या, और बचाएगा क्या?

अरबपति मित्रों को लाखों करोड़ों की कर्ज़माफ़ी दिलाना और गरीबों को अपनी नाकामियों का बिल थमाना - ये लूट का मोदी मॉडल है।

मोदी जी, क्या आपकी नाकामियों का बोझ सिर्फ गरीब उठाएंगे? क्या आपकी बनाई इस चरमराती अर्थव्यवस्था की कीमत मजदूर, किसान, महिलाएं और मध्यम वर्ग ही चुकाएंगे?

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

I visited the southernmost tip of India.

I stood at Indira Point. I walked under trees that have stood for centuries. I dove into coral reefs among the most vibrant on earth.

And I sat with the people who live there. Tribal communities, whose land is being taken away by violating the Forest Rights Act. Settlers, many of them former soldiers, placed on these islands by the Indian government, who aren’t getting fair compensation.

The Modi government and BJP tells you Great Nicobar Project is about defence. It is not.

Expand INS Baaz - we will back the government fully. The Navy has been asking for expansion for five years - it has been ignored.

They tell you it is about a transhipment port. It is not. India is already building one in Kerala, which is on the mainland.

What it actually is: 1.5 crore trees felled. Coral reefs erased from official maps. Soldiers and tribals displaced - so one businessman can build hotels and casinos on India’s most irreplaceable ecological land.

Every young Indian I have spoken to understands this. You know that no amount of profit is worth destroying what can never be recovered.

I stand for ecologically balanced development. These islands can be the most extraordinary sustainable destination the world has ever seen. That is the India worth fighting for.

#GreenOverGreed
#NicobarMatters
#WorldEnvironmentDay

[Cockroach is Back @Cockroachisback]

Little Cockroaches need good roads. Is it too much to ask?

#LifeOfACockroach

[Sarthak Sidhant @sidhant_sarthak]

@ni5arga @cbseindia29 good morning CBSE, you said you used scanners to scan these copies,

now since the copies are out to the public view, do you mind explaining

which copies when scanned through a scanner, have a drop shadow? and these 3 folds?

did you really use scanners?

[Ajay Singh @ajay8917]

@indiametsky Yes it's drizzling

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Read this story. Carefully.

CBSE called for OSM tenders thrice. Zero bids the first time. No qualified bidder the second time. And finally, the technical bar was lowered until COEMPT could clear it.

Scanning resolution cut. Robotic scanner requirement dropped. CMMI certification lowered from Level 5 to Level 3. Penalties for errors in answer sheets removed.

TCS, India’s biggest IT services company, qualified in the third round too. TCS lost. COEMPT - a company with a spectacular track record of failure - won.

And what are CBSE students complaining about today? Badly scanned answer sheets. Missing pages. A broken evaluation portal.

Teachers had warned CBSE that the OSM system needed at least a year or two for further preparation before nationwide implementation, yet it was rushed through.

So I ask again - who wanted COEMPT to win? Who lowered the bar, step by step, until this company could clear it?

Pradhan ji and CBSE say “due process was followed.” That is not an answer, that is not accountability. The question is whether the contract was honestly awarded to the best company which could do the job correctly.

The futures of 18.5 lakh children were handed to a company that could only qualify after the rules were bent for it.

To the BJP Ministers attacking me for asking questions - I have, from day one, demanded an independent judicial probe. Expand it from CBSE to every contract awarded to COEMPT. Our youth deserve the truth.

And Modi ji, your silence on the CBSE debacle and inaction against the Education Minister tells the country what you actually care about - not the futures of lakhs of students, only the survival of your own government.

[Ajay Singh @ajay8917]

@zomato Cost cutting on customer support doesn't result in better customer service. Chatbots are the worst thing that ever happened with customer support.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

By the SIR judgement, the SC virtually gives a blank cheque to a totally Partisan ECI to do what it wants with electoral rolls without even any transparency. It portends ill for our democracy & is a dark day for the SC

[Yogendra Yadav @_YogendraYadav]

खबर ये नहीं है कि सर्वोच्च न्यायालय ने आज चुनाव आयोग के SIR को संवैधानिक बता दिया है।

असली खबर ये है कि अब इस देश में भाजपा तय करेगी कि कौन वोट कर सकता है और कौन नहीं।

खबर ये है कि इस देश के संविधान को बचाने का जो शायद अंतिम स्तंभ था, उसके कुछ हिस्से आज टूटकर गिर गए। #KhabarYehNahiHai

[Sanjay Singh AAP @SanjayAzadSln]

किसी शख़्स को इस बात की सज़ा नहीं मिलनी चाहिए कि उसने इंसानियत की ख़ातिर एक मुस्लिम बुजुर्ग की मदद की।
दीपक का जिम आज बंद होने के कगार पर है।
दीपक की सहायता कीजिए मैंने अपनी सैलरी से उन्हें 50 हज़ार की सहायता की है।
आप भी मदद का हाथ बढ़ाइये अच्छे लोगों का हौसला बुलंद रहना चाहिए।

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

प्रिय वेदांत @VEDANTSHRIV17, इस दलाल को अगर आपने छोड़ दिया तो ये फिर कल किसी और की जिंदगी बर्बाद करेगा। इसने पिछले महीने प्रदर्शन करने वाले छात्रों को जेल भिजवा दिया था। ये हमारे टैक्स का पैसा चूसकर हमारे ऊपर ही जहर उगलता है।

मानहानि और मानसिक उत्पीड़न के मामले में इसको नंगा करके दौड़ाओ

[RichaChadha @RichaChadha]

These are just domestic tourists whose cities have been rendered unliveable by uneducated leaders that have cut all the trees, sucked out all the water - where air pollution is a constant, not a winter phenomena.

They travel for a day of respite from harsh weather, only to get stuck on highways…

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Next time some pro-Israel idiot (or PEP) says the war in Gaza is over and there’s a ‘ceasefire’ there so why are people still complaining/protesting, send them this:

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

My hate to Israel grows in every cell, every fibre and every molecule of my being everyday

[The Indian Express @IndianExpress]

‘Mohammad’ Deepak’s gym faces eviction, he struggles to pay house loan EMI https://t.co/linrys3DL6

[John Doomer @jonathandoomer]

The most dystopian part of AI isn’t the technology itself.

It’s the sheer amount of electricity and water being burned so corporations can automate things nobody asked to automate.

Entire rivers diverted so an app can generate “funny medieval Breaking Bad images.”

So LinkedIn users can produce motivational posts written in the tone of a traumatized flight attendant.

We are constructing cathedrals of computation to eliminate the burden of having an original thought.

And they keep selling this as progress.

Meanwhile the actual physical world decays.
Bridges collapse.
Cities rot.
Public transit looks post-apocalyptic.
Young people can’t afford houses.

But thank God the machine can generate 9,000 fake podcast clips per second.

Civilizations used to build aqueducts and railways.

Now we build data centers.

[Umashankar Singh उमाशंकर सिंह @umashankarsingh]

कभी कोई इन बच्चों को जाकर भी चॉकलेट दे आए !

[Akhilesh Yadav @yadavakhilesh]

महाकुंभ के नाम पर प्रयागराज में 50 हज़ार करोड़ से भी अधिक पैसा हड़पा गया लेकिन लोग आज भी बूँद-बूँद के लिए तरस रहे हैं।

भाजपा राज में ‘जल जीवन मिशन’ का अर्थ है : ‘जल’ की व्यवस्था में ही सारा ‘जीवन’ व्यर्थ होना।

भ्रष्टाचार की पाइप लाइन लखनऊ से दिल्ली तक बिछ गई लेकिन पानी लोगों के घर तक नहीं पहुँचा।

पानी की टंकिया यूँ ही नहीं गिर रही हैं और ‘स्वतंत्र’ लोग यूँ ही बंधक नहीं बनाए जा रहे हैं।