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...something beautiful, but annihilating.

-Sylvia Plath, Scorpio

[🧡✨dreamthem✨💙 @gatx_negrx]

Listen. I really do not care about whatever lived experience you wanna claim! But don’t disrespect Dallas bbq in front of me. Especially if you not from here. BUT ESPECIALLY IF YOU CLAIM NEW YORK IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN LEAVE like are you serious that’s a cultural institution

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[🌸 @qershi_]

I wish I was a beautiful fat bear getting ready for hibernation. I’m tired.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Women are going through a lot , Please give them money .

[ً @artfuIchaos]

it-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization

[❦ @do1llove]

which part of "i need to lose weight" do i not understand

[Rilla🇺🇸 @Finalbossjimmy]

I love “My Wife & Kids” , still the best show on television

[Hustleberry Fin @Mj_The3rdPick]

Imma be laughing at this til I’m 87

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[Liquidlaugh @sasha_monet41]

In the olden days Geraldo would have dressed as a Nurse and gotten a Photo of Mitch McConnell.
WE HAVE NO PRESS
MEDIA IS CORRUPT

[MoneyTree T @moneytree_T]

Homeless not Toothless #RHOA

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

I’m an elder millennial. I’m never letting go of my emotional support denim jacket, gold hoop earrings, boomerang drink videos, 90s R&B, side parts, and peace signs in my pics. Fight me.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[💕 @Didi_xx__]

open twitter, hate on men, show love to the girls, close the app.

[daisy @ihatedai]

Meg thee stallion got cheated on, ladies cheat today 💯 right now

[maro @ProofofMaro]

I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

may her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness. Amen