AJ Berna

Writer and Improviser living in Los Angeles.

[AJ Berna @ajberna]

Hey I have a new Spy Spoof webseries out. Check it out!

https://t.co/7gYSyeNTaj

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

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[AJ Berna @ajberna]

Fast 9 review: VROOM VROOM POW POW BANG VROM VROOOM DOM VOICE: "Family" VROOM VROOM Does this sound good then you will like the movie.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I can:

A thread.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Dreaming of the sun and beaches of Cancun 🌴.

[Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex]

bUt hEs SUcH A gOoD IntERvIeWeR!!

[Gbenga Ajilore @gbenga_ajilore]

The counter-argument when people say its "class, not race."

[Joey Clift @joeytainment]

Hey @CNN if you’re going to signal boost Rick Santorum after he said a bunch of racist shit about Native American people on camera, it’d be cool if you used your platform to also signal boost some Native political commentators. Just saying!

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

What did Native nation contribute to the US?

Just the concept of a confederacy that became the foundation of the US Constitution.
Names of over half of US states.
Staple plants of our diet & economy, like corn and tobacco.

Oh! And billions of acres of land.

[AJ Berna @ajberna]

@LLcoolscharf 13

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

elon musk is actually really important representation for those of us who are constantly ruining everything and digging horrible little tunnels

[Toby 🛩️ @303SnowWolf]

“Is it a boy or a girl?”
Americans:

[Philly Pies @philly_pies]

me realising that we're not playing the Magic

[Ella Zee 🌈👑 @EllaZee5]

date: hey think my sizzling fajitas are coming, you hear that lol

Medusa: [adjusts large hat] that is DEFINITELY your food hissing and nothing suspicious

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

https://t.co/LPHOtKbZRf

[AJ Berna @ajberna]

@AyshaWax @mattapodaca I played 1 and 2 right before 3 came out, and like 2 hours into 3 I was like... What is happening, why am I so confused.

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

Here is what happens to media companies when they fight union recognition:

1) You pay a zillion dollars to an anti-union law firm
2) The union wins the election
3) You have needlessly destroyed your chance to have a good relationship with the union

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FBI Says Chauvin Matches Profile Of Blue-Uniformed Killer Behind Hundreds More Unsolved Murders https://t.co/LuU7Z4cZ97