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AJ Bray…#Disability Rights, Sommelier, City Commissioner, Wheelchairs, Author, FOH…”Kick the darkness till it bleeds daylight.” #Resistance, #LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈♿️👠

[🍑 𝔸.𝕁. 𝔹𝕣𝕒𝕪 🍑 @ajbraywrites]

Try this fun game, kids! @BobTAngryFlower #GunControlNow

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

That's beautiful.

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I’m now rocking out to Torgo by DJ Napp. https://t.co/pzopPNRl3w

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We’re grateful for this lotion (@influenster) because we’re spraying ourselves with isopropyl every time we stop.

I really can’t get this #TrumpPlague nonsense.
I’ll be back, DMV, but I need to quarantine where it’s safe-ish. 💋 https://t.co/ZLwKOMN3Ep

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We’re grateful for this lotion (@influenster) because we’re spraying ourselves with isopropyl every time we stop.

I really can’t get this #TrumpPlague nonsense.

I’ll be back, DMV, but I need to quarantine where… https://t.co/a9jA94h0ax

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Asmodae, Duchess of Hell. (And Sam, one of THE coolest cats at The LINE DC) #halloweencostume #halloween https://t.co/B1YW0CYOQd

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Quick update, friends:

Went in for a follow up after an ER visit, then found myself abruptly having emergency surgery.

It’s okay…I’m home. All is well for now.

And you all know I’m nothing if not one tough broad. 😉

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Hey, @wmata #MetroAccess — why is Supervisor Lee being so confrontational and obstructionist tonight? That seems to be his MO. Please retrain.

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BREAKING: RACHEL MADDOW JUST SAID “BALLER” AND NOW I AM DEAD.

That is all.

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Always (try to) tip your service industry providers in cash. #serviceindustry #notdressedwithoutcash https://t.co/tnrYcauJNR

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@BlueVotr @TGowdySC

[Good Omens @GoodOmensPrime]

Saying “You can’t have a war without War.”

- chaotic
- redundant
- may start an apocalyptic war that destroys mankind

Saying “I believe in peace, b*tch.”

- powerful
- unexpected
- literally stops War and helps save mankind.

#GoodOmens

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@washingtonpost But…but…but…maybe Captain Chesapeake is in on it! 😂

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@BlueVotr @Jim_Jordan @mattgaetz I really need to catch up on #TWD.

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@tonyposnanski

[Good Omens @GoodOmensPrime]

Is your child texting about #GoodOmens?

NSFW = Now Seeking Flaming Sword
WYA = Where's Young Adam?
NP = Newton Pulsifer
BFD = Bentley's Fiery Deterioration
AF = Aziraphale's Food
OMG = Oh My God

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Happy 27th Anniversay Barack and Michelle Obama ❤️...

Donald and Melania Trump can eat shit and go fuck themselves.

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@nicosuavehh So, basically, what you’re conveying is…

WE HAZ TEH SCIENCES! ALL OV DEM!

I’m just checking, of course. My hamberder is getting overcooked and my covefe cold, but I now feel like this situation is in competent hands.

42; BIG ROUND sounding words,

Person who hopes you get it

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I just noticed we have an ATM in the hotel. It’s the most wicked bank machine I’ve ever seen. Well done. #antiquelook #steampunk #coolrandomthings https://t.co/EBjgs3cGwK

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@megator111 @Pajjr2016 That’s because there’s a bag of dicks in charge.