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[aja @ajbreckk]

The only thing coronavirus is killing in buffalo right now is our vibes

[aja @ajbreckk]

@JakeRubin @PardonMyTake Once his knee was down the whistle should have been blown. He has hands on the top AND bottom of the ball. Defender is actively touching him… down by contact. Even if at that point both players had possession of the ball (which they didn’t; only cooks) tie goes to offense.

[aja @ajbreckk]

@rowdyamerican69 @barstoolsports He literally had possession when his knee hit the ground. It should have been down by contact at that point. It was not even a question about “possession” until he rolled at which point the play should have been dead anyway??

[aja @ajbreckk]

I would rather take a shot of gasoline than I would a single dose of liquid NyQuil.

[aja @ajbreckk]

Can we all just be honest for a second and admit that when it’s raining at night when we’re driving we can’t see shit?

[𝒯𝒶𝓇𝒶ℛℴ𝓈ℯ ✿ @x0tararose]

The Bills make me wanna SH(ᵏⁱˡˡ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ)OUT

[aja @ajbreckk]

No one better show macys place this.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

breakfast pizza

[aja @ajbreckk]

The polar bears at the zoo are probably having a good time so therefore idc if you’re having a bad one

[aja @ajbreckk]

Still crazy to me that they deadass just decided one day that after years of learning 9 planets…..were only gonna have 8 bc fuck Pluto no short kings in our solar system

[aja @ajbreckk]

Idk who’s dumbass idea it was the making bikini bottoms one inch wide but I hope you get nothing for Christmas & someone steals all your shoelaces.

[aja @ajbreckk]

You do you… but no matter what I’m going to wear socks to the airport. You will not catch my piggies on the nasty floor at security no ma’am.

[aja @ajbreckk]

*me after restarting my computer several times decides to call IT*
IT: “did you try rebooting”

[aja @ajbreckk]

I will watch Netflix in gameboy screen quality before I pay $20 for “ultra HD”

[aja @ajbreckk]

Incase anyone was wondering a year later, I do I fact have a license that says I am deaf… (-:

[aja @ajbreckk]

Just renewed my license and I accidentally selected that i was DEAF bro they told me I couldn’t cancel it HELP LMFAOOO

[aja @ajbreckk]

The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to carry groceries in the house

[aja @ajbreckk]

Men will literally not even shave their balls and expect you to have them all up in your mouth but god FORBID I wear target panties.

[not nice @suspendnicky]

Y’all be having sex with women who wear target panties and that’s fine but EYE don’t prefer that lmao why is that not okay? 😭

[aja @ajbreckk]

Me pouring a bowl of cereal and then realizing there’s no milk is my villain origin story.

[aja @ajbreckk]

A guy who’s in my DMs every other day posted an array of pictures of him and his long term girl friend for her birthday today. So if you ever just think men don’t suck, think again 🙂

[aja @ajbreckk]

The fact that I’m an adult with a 401k and I walk around my work singing backyardigans all day should be illegal

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Never forget this vine https://t.co/jvNukol3i1