A.J. Brown

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

Every second you're slacking off, you're giving someone else the opportunity to be better than you.

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

Give @johnkrasinski a talk show. Yesterday.

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

Shoutout to whoever stole my debit card number and spent $400 at a curb store in Jacksonville! I hope you at least got some purple Doritos. If not, who’s the real loser here?!

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

Half of my mind: *creating an extremely detailed nonexistent scenario*

Other half: snap tf out of it dude, what do you want to eat?

[Dallas Davidson @DallasDavidson_]

I want everyone to know that all of the hometown boys are getting together to see what we can come up w/ to help our community #AlbanyStrong

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Trust no one https://t.co/43MdhhJ9pR

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

Currently thinking about all the shit I probably left outside that I haven't had to worry about for the last couple of months 😐

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

@nigelcaar_ you just mad cause your cereal is swimming laps better than Michael Phelps 🖕🏼

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

@nigelcaar_ no freebies. Serious inquiries only, DM me for details.

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

I take pride in how good I am at getting the last few pieces of cereal out of the bowl. Offering lessons to anyone in need!

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

"Boy wit yo olllllllll'...ooh you lucky" 😂 https://t.co/SaPUJexftR

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

💯

[A.J. Brown @ajbrown022]

It's impossible to be happy when your nose is stopped up 😤 and that emoji just pissed me off. No nostrils, still breathing fine. Wtf...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

😁💀😁 https://t.co/29qkoYEp3g

[nick @nickhansonMN]

people who stay in the car a little longer to listen to music are my kinda people

[Brandon Ellerbee @DrEllerbee]

It's always the first 5 days after the weekend that are the hardest I swear 🤔