Antonio Kastro

Software Analyst at Schneider Electric

[MALACARA @malacarasev]

SEVILLA, NO TE QUIERE NADIE

[liam @liamdahgoat]

Football will never reach this level of perfection again

[Javi Quiñones Miralles @javiqm94]

¿Quieres que la gente vaya al cine?
Baja los precios.

¿Quieres que la gente vaya más a conciertos?
Baja los precios.

¿Quieres que la gente no compre camisetas falsificadas?
Baja el precio.

¿Quieres que la gente no vea el fútbol pirata?
Baja el precio.

Así con todo.

[Soy la gemela buena @_camivergara]

La jornada laboral debería de ser máximo de 6 horas.

No puede ser que pasemos más tiempo con nuestros compañeros de trabajo que con nuestros seres queridos

[Antonio Kastro @ajcastro86]

@hicasamadim 72

[Guille Martín @Farmaenfurecida]

Alex, dermatólogo, desmonta a Llorente:

[Ingeniero Seed Ph. (Oficial) @IngenieroSeed]

Esto es una locura, y me tengo que reír jajajajajajajajajaja

Os voy a resumir las neuronas de Llorente:

"¿Y cómo miden eso?" Minuto 2:23

Claro, como tú no tienes ni idea de ciencia ni de ingeniería, es magia. Y como es magia, el sol no da cáncer y todo es un bulo.

Compañeros, los futbolistas dan patadas a los balones, nada más. Recurrid a los profesionales del sector que tengáis dudas en cuestión.

[Antonio Kastro @ajcastro86]

@pitchpulse_X 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇🤣🤣🤣

[La Razón @larazon_es]

❌ Se acabaron los "daños colaterales" de Javier Tebas: el Congreso frena los bloqueos indiscriminados de IPs por parte de LaLiga.

➡️ Tras años de bloqueos masivos sin control, se impondrán límites para que el Internet español no se paralice cada... https://t.co/7VhELVmOtK

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Trump's approval rating is down 1500%

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

Insider trading is legal for:

✅ President
✅ President’s family
✅ President’s friends
✅ President’s cabinet
✅ Congress
❌ Military

[Antonio Kastro @ajcastro86]

Investigadores de la UCT identifican un interruptor molecular que impulsa la progresión del cáncer
https://t.co/9mMfZzwZmd

[Josema Vallejo @JosemaVallejo]

«Un buen mantenimiento puede evitar accidentes".

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

[🌊Miss 💙Melody 💙 USNavy Retired @_MissMelody]

Trump says his life was better before he became president.
Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president!

[Jakub Wiech @jakubwiech]

Impressive, very nice. Now tell me, Tom:

🇪🇺How many days of paid vacation do people in Mississippi get? Because in Europe, 20 working days is the standard.

🇪🇺How long of a paid maternity leave can a woman giving birth in Mississippi expect? Because in Europe, you can get more than a year of paid maternity leave.

🇪🇺Are free university studies available in Mississippi? Because in Europe, that’s basically the norm.

🇪🇺What does public transportation look like in Mississippi? Because in Europe, trains, buses, and trams are widespread, and in some places, even free.

🇪🇺What is the life expectancy at birth in Mississippi? Because in Europe it’s nearly 82 years.

I could go on, because we haven’t even touched on gun violence, income inequality, or food quality. But what I’m really trying to say is this: GDP doesn’t tell you much about quality of life. It’s a measure of production, not wellbeing.

If GDP doesn’t translate into a real improvement in the lives of the majority of society, it becomes an empty statistic. And boasting about it starts to resemble a boy at school bragging about how much his father earns, while conveniently leaving out that he never has time for him. In the end, money simply obscures what actually matters most in life.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[Teo Juez👨🏻‍⚖️⚖️ @JuezTeo]

El problema no es ser ignorante. El verdadero problema es ser ignorante, estar encantado con serlo, y, encima, presumir de ignorancia.

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.