Atlee Champion

The best things in life are unseen, that's why we sneeze with our eyes closed

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*running into room out of breath* GUYS! YOU HAVE TO- *deep breath* BILL- *coughing fit* BILL MAHER SAYS- *gasping for air* JUST LOOK AT MY PHONE

[athena @vlezvs]

this ridiculous cut to fallon

[Atlee Champion @ajchamp32again]

@liamgallagher How are we feeling today Liam?

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Remembering

[Ana @_motherslug]

Harlan Pepper naming nuts is one of the greatest scenes of all time in any movie.

[Atlee Champion @ajchamp32again]

How long of a contract did these sports networks sign with Fall Out Boy? I mean JFC

[Atlee Champion @ajchamp32again]

@Daniel_Rapaport Even playing golf?

[Atlee Champion @ajchamp32again]

@ForePlayPod Oh just absolutely wild

Just an absolutely electric last couple holes for Rory

RORY DRIVER SNAP. ONE OF US.

Oh just a driver snap on Sunday of the BMW Championship.

Rory without his driver: confirmed still good at golf.

Just an absolutely epic driver snap here from Rory

[Reductress @Reductress]

Quadruple Threat! Barbra Streisand Has a Knife: https://t.co/etsqpADpne

[Dennis Haysbert @DennisHaysbert]

It's always fun blasting some music and singing along. What's your favorite song these days?

[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

SHE'S FROM THE LOU AND SHE'S PROUD🤷🏼‍♀️

@msmallmon responds to a caller questioning her leaving the Rams fanbase😯

[Johan Lenox @johanlenox]

commenting "AI... look at the hands" on ppls baby pics

[Jesse Hassenger @rockmarooned]

Every day, Mark Wahlberg goes to bed at the same hour as a kindergartener, wakes up in the dead of night, and works out six to eight times, maintaining peak physical performance in order to make the worst dogshit movies you've seen in your life

[Atlee Champion @ajchamp32again]

Paul Simon after getting what he wants

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

It will always be 2010 on Facebook and that's beautiful

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

JD VANCE: that’s it, no more mr nice guy…

(puts on a t shirt that has a picture of a guitar on it)