Aris Coover

I'll take your questions here.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: ICE officials are reportedly worried that, if Congress requires ICE agents to unmask and wear identification, 75% of the agents will quit rather than be ostracised for the rest of their lives by family, friends, employers, and society.

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

God I hate the people here

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

This relationship has drained my heart, my soul and my bank account

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

It’s crazy to me how many “influencers” I meet in LA and completely blank on their name every time I see them because they are completely uninteresting, uninspiring and unremarkable. Oops I said it

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

Eating caviar and bone marrow on the 76th floor of The Standard Hotel in Bangkok w my love has me floored

Living my best life

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone is checking on john mayer and joe jonas and taylor lautner. but who is checking on the owl city guy taylor allegedly wrote “enchanted” about

[diana 🪽 @dirtyydian]

me returning back to the streets after bragging about how they were “the one”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Billionaires are in “inventing” 5 versions of the same app. Meanwhile the people are actually innovating

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

“I f***ed a stripper this weekend…her pussy tastes like spring water” - @track_iis_life

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

“Honestly I could live comfortably until the day I die, if that day is in like 3 days” @annagracetiff

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

“What’s Dave and Busters? Is it like Soho House?”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Azealia banks always knows what to say

[Ricardo Gutiérrez | Anti-Genocide Era @icaito]

BREAKING: The United States

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

Tell me why I spent the hours of 1 - 3 am crushing Spanish on my Duolingo app #legendary

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

On that old Coldplay kick

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

@mindyourmisery TEEHEEEEEEEE

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

Lmao

[Aris Coover @ajcoover]

I wish floating was an option