Unpopular opinion: Y'all wouldn't be thinking Baby Yoda is the cutest creature in Star Wars if they showed him shitting up the walls of the ship like Babies do 🤷♂️ #TheMandalorian
In 23 years of being alive, I have experienced the exact same amount of anxiety and panic every time I clog the toilet and there's no plunger. It's amazing.
Army Dentist: "So how's your Wednesday? Watch the games Sunday? Excited for leave coming up? Wednesdays like my Monday ha ha"
Me with his hands fist deep into my fucking mouth: ..........
*Side note, "tHeRe wOuLdNt bE aS mUcH bLoOd iF yOu fLoSeD"
60 years into the future*
Grandkids: “Grandpa what was the most annoying thing that ever happened to you?”
Me: The day U2 illegally put one of their albums on my IPod