Austen Johnson 🇺🇸

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@LiamBeer15 @bigtimerutsch Have we not seen Trevor Rogers get every batter down 0-2 and then give up an xbh? He should be included

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

TRUMP CONFIRMS THE EXISTENCE OF ALIENS!

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@4ri4n85 @Cam16301 @WorldDomStudios @Wambulogy The mental gymnastics you need to go through to come up with this response is completely jaw dropping. There’s a name for it though…it’s called virtue signaling

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

This whole red blue button “thought experiment” proves we’ve made it to the Idiocacy stage of this timeline

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

This is EPIC

“Steelers still suck!”

Former Ravens RB Mark Ingram: “And we about that! You got a problem with that come see me! Big Truss! Flock Nation! In the flesh! Yessir!”

IN PITTSBURGH TOO

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@koestreicher34 No

[sarah @sarahlicity]

At least we finally figured out why they moved #WrestleMania this year from New Orleans to Vegas.

Because it's illegal to perform abortions in Louisiana.

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@AlTheBoss03 Howard Johnson

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@FDSportsbook @FanDuel This is the easiest answer ever. Tavon Austin ainec

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

This is…certainly a fake one could have…I guess

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This is a freaking disgrace and needs to be called out!

After reading Rule 5.09(a)(1), I do not believe TJ Friedl caught this ball. If a player drops the ball upon falling, it is not a catch.

What's worse, he would have known he dropped it, yet chose not to make that clear...

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@verilibertas @Nero He can’t until January. Why don’t you people realize this?

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@FanaticsCasino @YaOnlyLivvOnce

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@Nit4lyfe @lowstakesdre That is incorrect per TDA rules.

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@itsahooded4iron I mean the tournament field is 68 so it is an actual tournament game and I promise you the kids view it as one

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@Momentum39 @JustinBonomo Enjoy your fantasy land bub

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@Momentum39 @JustinBonomo If your vote mattered you wouldn’t be allowed to do it

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Austen Johnson 🇺🇸 @aje221]

@suzanephxaz @3YearLetterman @pointingdan @SecWar Stu, tell us you never lettered in shit without telling us you never lettered in shit.