Kingdavid C. Ofunne

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[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

My neighbour’s 7 year old daughter comes to my house almost every weekend to finish my snacks but I enjoy the company

Once she comes, she commands that I put Moana or Frozen for her on the Tv & I obey then she sits on my couch (doesn’t say a word) watches tv until she leaves…

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

Omo, I just paid for the few things I came for, almost ran outside, entered my car and zoomed off.

Small test, you fail.

Poor people and wickedness.

The End

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

I went to a mall close to my house to get a few groceries.

While I was standing in line waiting to pay, I felt someone tap me on the shoulder.

I turned around and saw a man in his late 30s or early 40s. Almost in a whisper, he said, “Please bros, help me pay for these things…

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

“How much more, sir?” he asked.

I replied, “As led by the Spirit.”

From where I was standing, I saw him running around the store. Next thing, this bandit carried bag of rice, 25-litre gallon of groundnut oil, and then went and stood in front of the cartons of noodles section…

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

She put love portion in his food and so if prayers don’t work, my mother has already suggested another faster solution

According to her, if Moyin used power, then power must answer power.

And in her words; “The lesser power must bow.”

The End

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

I have always believed that if you love someone enough, everything else will fall into place.

I couldn’t have been more wrong.

I’ve been married to Felix for three years and in those three years, I’ve given him three beautiful daughters…

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

Moyin now sleeps in the master bedroom with my husband while I occupy another room with my daughters.

But according to my mother and my pastor, this isn’t ordinary. They say the girl used something on him and I believe so!

Moyin used juju on my poor innocent husband…

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

“Jesus, that was close,” she said.

She gave me a quick kiss, thanked me for the good time, and promised to send the ₦250,000 I had asked her for. Then she quietly left.

I closed my door, sat on my bed & texted my neighbour’s wife;

“U can come now. The door is open.”

The End

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

How I Paid a Huge Fine for Touching My Neighbour’s Wife’s Underwear…

It rained heavily that afternoon & since I was at home, I helped my neighbours pack their clothes from the line so they wouldn’t get soaked

When they got back later that evening, I handed over the clothes…

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

As soon as the landlord left, the landlady quietly stepped out of my bathroom where she had been hiding all along

Her hands were literally shaking as she wore her clothes

For a few secs, both of us just stood there staring at each other before bursting into nervous laughter