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أَكْثِرُوا ذِكْرَ هَاذِمِ اللَّذَّاتِ يَعْنِي الْمَوْ

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I’m sorry to whoever I speak to in my follicular phase she’s a meanie and I don’t like her either but she won’t be long

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@dawlaMedical Better get used to the idea early anyway

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Now who will read my poems

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Funny guy

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My bus driver recites mujawwad to stop himself from road raging and this is the religion people are scared is gonna take over don’t be scared be hopeful bro

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A Muslim out the masjid for too long is like a fish out of water

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How are you northern Irish and catholic im dead

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They called me abayo and I won in life

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Just stop coping and die let nature take its course on us

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We all need god

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I need to go home Ahmed needs to eat taymiyyah needs to sleep hamza needs to radicalise nanima needs her armchair abdullah needs to lay down sophie probably needs to cry Archie needs to try and fly off a really tall building mazen just needs to be blocked barbs needs a new tooth

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@dawlaMedical Just don’t mention it at every possible chance "hey dad can we get this" "ok but I only have such and such left" "this is gonna be tight" AFTER EVERY PURCHASE or just bringing it up randomly like what are the kids supposed to do (this isn’t about anyone in particular

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Nothing ickier than a boy who tells his kids he can’t afford anything

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Nothing ickier than a boy with female followers/mostly female fan base

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Nothing ickier than someone who wants 4- kids

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Nothing ickier than a boy who speaks badly about his mum to you

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How are people attracted to the matcha drinking, cardigan or quarter zip wearing, performative book reading, feminist make phenotype

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Nothing ickier than someone who refers to women as bitches/foids