Lisan al-Gaib

Suffering Mets Fan

[rio 🇧🇷 🇫🇷 🇵🇹 @pilgeousx]

Life comes at you fast

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

Not you too Lisan al-Gaib 😔

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

KALSHI

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Never let someone tell you that your not good enough

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

One of my favorite games of all time. Best franchise ever

[Heάяτ٭ @Faisal935_]

It will remain the best adventure game for years to come

[Zäy @LaughToDaBank]

Me after copping det $400 Ap

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

An AP x Swatch collab will not destroy the value of your “rare & discontinued” AP. A real person who collects watches understands that.

You’re upset because you simply bought an AP just to tell other people “hey look I have an AP!” & now everyone else gets to rock the name too.

[DDG @PontiacMadeDDG]

only niggas who collect watches understand my reasoning for frustration. my AP watch is rare & discontinued, so i HAVE to pay resale. that’s like buying a ferrari & they collab with honda & make a ferrari civic for $30k 😂 but my bad for pissing yall lil niggas off! get ya AP! 😭

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

@Mets DFA the whole team and promote everyone from Triple A they can’t hit any worse than these overpaid bums

[Naughty Dog @Naughty_Dog]

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End was released 10 years ago today on May 10, 2016!

A huge thanks to every fan who has experienced this momentous Nathan Drake adventure. ⛰️🏴‍☠️

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

@JeffFarkas11 Correct

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

Republicans attacked Biden when gas was high & the Democrats defended him saying he has no control over gas prices. Now Democrats are attacking Trump for the same thing while Republicans defend him.

Stop voting for any of these morons, they will never care about you.

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

The average gas price is now $4.55 per gallon.

Is this what the golden age in America looks like?

[sid @immasiddx]

Me as soon as the $400 APs drop:

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

@Mets Can’t wait to see LEFTY KILLER Austin Slater pinch hit for 1.000 OPS MJ Melendez mid game

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

@Jolly_Olive Juan Soto in this lineup

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

Juan Soto is the Bugatti in the trailer park meme

[Shea Station @shea_station]

Game 2 in Anaheim

1. Bo Bichette, 3B
2. Juan Soto, DH
3. Francisco Alvarez, C
4. Mark Vientos, 1B
5. Marcus Semien, 2B
6. Andy Ibáñez, LF
7. Tyrone Taylor, CF
8. Austin Slater, RF
9. Ronny Mauricio, SS
SP Nolan McLean, 1-2 2.55

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

The outfield dear lord

[Shea Station @shea_station]

Game 2 in Anaheim

1. Bo Bichette, 3B
2. Juan Soto, DH
3. Francisco Alvarez, C
4. Mark Vientos, 1B
5. Marcus Semien, 2B
6. Andy Ibáñez, LF
7. Tyrone Taylor, CF
8. Austin Slater, RF
9. Ronny Mauricio, SS
SP Nolan McLean, 1-2 2.55

[dianna @runwildkian]

The only orange and blue team I’m acknowledging for the next few weeks

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

You don’t pull the hottest hitter for a player who just got claimed off waivers. Nobody gives a fuck about lefty lefty matchups, it’s baseball. A hitter knows how to hit.

Seriously how are these people allowed to get paid real money

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

"[Austin] Slater is here to hit lefties, obviously"

Carlos Mendoza on pinch hitting Austin Slater for MJ Melendez:

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

I gotta work like 300 years to make what he’s making this year to suck at baseball but at least he cares 💙

[The Mets Newsletter @metsnewsletter]

Bo Bichette is still in the dugout. At least he cares.

[Lisan al-Gaib @ajeezus_]

A proper organization would burn Mendoza’s contract on the middle of the field

[New York Mets @Mets]

Final: #Mets 0 - Colorado 3