Anne Jensen

Former Copy and Research Chief, HGTV Magazine

[Anne Jensen @ajensennyc]

@vltaylor10 @warren_brandow But with the full support of “science.”

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@SchwarzGretchen @warren_brandow Oh but surely you’ll find no errors trying to fact-check this part: “Upon investigation, I learned that MONOGAMY PREVENTS SINGLE MALES FROM BECOMING VIOLENT AND DESTRUCTIVE TO CIVILIZATION, allowing civilization to exist.”

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@bluewillow52 @warren_brandow You must have been a pretty staunch lifelong supporter of women’s rights, obviously. Not just a reactionary misogynist mansplaining wannabe intellectual, but loyal too. Total package. Get him in the bear suit.

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@kimberl84933136 @BatmanReality @GinnyMcDonald8 I love how these MAGA morons think they’ve weaponized deliberate misinterpretation. They aren’t good at it, only smug; it’s just difficult to discern between when they are “doing sarcasm” and when they’re referring to (what they understand to be) factual information.

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@JB46374796 @kimberl84933136 @GinnyMcDonald8 But…the answer is no. They don’t believe in science. And the scientific method? Haha. Yeah,they decided to just make up their own rules a long time ago and quit listening. “This is how research works now.”

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@SWSideCats @ask_aubry Oh, he has, multiple times.

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@richwarrior @ask_aubry God would have smote his ass and still should.

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@Kat_Says_Stuff @ask_aubry I think Trump may have changed that rule….

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@notyourgothmom @ask_aubry Came here for this—from the second I read his first flip, condescending, gaslighting response, I knew exactly who this guy was. Immediately brought back the feelings of bewilderment and anger I felt the first time a boyfriend tried to pull a “We already talked about this” on me.

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@Susan_E_J_USA @ask_aubry Equal to them?! I wouldn’t fucking lower myself so.

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@Norfolkrules @ask_aubry He’d be in the lucrative field of half-assed theology student (really just couldn’t come up with anything else to wrap up his dumb list); and he and his hilarious buddies just launched a podcast called Be Not Fat.

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@SirenDesignsWey @ask_aubry The offhanded, casual Bundy namedrop adds to how unhinged you can tell this berserker truly is.

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@NinjaSocialist @ask_aubry I literally never wonder why.

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@mkilpatrickkmk @elonmusk @libsoftiktok @RobertMSterling @realDonaldTrump Plus, you’re here.

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@ShoopsNChicks @AnitaBeerToday Like what would the endgame be in this situation? Bragging rights?! In that case, just go ahead and tell people that you got a late-term abortion.

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@AshesandEmber @AnitaBeerToday Actually your word choice does that exact thing.

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@enggirlfriend What if your only watch options atm are a Casio calculator watch or a Swatch watch (with Swatch guard)?

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@JonahLandergan @olzhu And if that’s the expected outcome, why pursue this lost cause instead of exploring the next best options and focusing your energy there?

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@sirnerdleroy2 @jmnsbian WOW