Aje Schefter

“Don’t ever kick a basketball with your feet” - Ms. Aje

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“The only players worse than those on the trade block are Joe Burrow & JK Dobbins” - Arun

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Aditya on why he did not extend Amari Cooper, “He was productive for my team.” The owner then stormed out of the media room leaving all the reporters confused.

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This is Hirsch Patel quote

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Source: Sahil has been blocked on all group chats following Warriors-Lakers game

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Hirsch rn

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Is this someone you want as your LM? Vote against Karrtik!

This message has been approved by Hirsch Patel.

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“I look forward to an exciting campaign & hope for nothing but the worst for my opponent, Karthik (sp?)” - Hirsch (with one r)

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“I find the words extremely troubling. Not only did Ari disrespect my character, but he’s also insulted my team in the most recent rankings.” - Hirsch

[Ari Jain @ari2jainz]

@ajeschefter Commissioner doing his best goodell impression

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“Bribery isn’t the only issue this league has. Blackmail, collusion, and morally ambiguous decision-making is also rampant. Sometimes I just want to get away from it all”

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Breaking news: Anonymous source has hard evidence that bribery is prominent in this league. More to come as I interview Challenger graduates.

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@ari2jainz This is a good one. Proud of you Arihant.

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Too many trades to report. Sorry I'm inadequate

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Hirsch looking at Matt Ryan jogging off the field:

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“It makes my blood boil seeing Karrtik tarnish my old team name. I wish the commissioner would do something and make him change it.” - Pranav

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“It’s not about the number of breathes you take it. It’s about the number of breathes you take away” - Coronavirus, 2020

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Sorry for the lack of activity. I contracted COVID, but am on the road to recovery.

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Looks at Kartik’s roster: 🤣

Looks at Kartik’s score: 😧

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“Unironically, everything that comes to mind are the trade offers I get from this league.” - Hirsch

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“I think Harish, Aditya, Kartik and Ari have no chance” - anonymous owner when speaking of potential playoff teams

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A day after an anonymous owner “completely eliminated Aditya & Kartik from contending for playoffs”, the two Bellarmine alumni were active trade-wise.
#gobells