Andrew Smith

Optometrist, runner, cyclist - fighting ageing process by keeping as fit as possible & using red wine. Like interesting cinema and Italy.

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@roadcc I’m amazed there is no comment about her vision, ocular health etc.

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@CounsellingSam And an amendment to make wearing a helmet compulsory at all other times??

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I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? https://t.co/pkV19seOfL via @38degrees

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@Optom Obviously a cyclist as they’re not on the cycle path🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@tonyblackburn I am hoping this is one in your awful
“Jokes”

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@stewspecs @gazza_d 🤣🤣🤣😁 as you’ll see on Monday it will take years to recover!

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@gazza_d There was the same crap being spouted when they were in Harrogate.
A few roads in the town centre we’re actually closed full time others as needed.

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Surprised there’s no reference to with/without mint sauce😁

[Ron Manager Remembers Nottingham @ronmanagernottm]

In America, couples have blood tests before they get married; in Nottingham compatability is determined by your choices from the mushy pea colour chart.

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@northyorksc Wrong question! It’s not about how we travel now but how we need to travel in the future.
Ideally a regular, frequent bus service and enabling active travel must be the way forward.

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@TheBrumBikeCam There’s many round my way. I ignore them. Too close to the kerb, encourage close passing, limited visibility for drivers exiting side streets. Etc

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@northyorksc And just neglect the rest??

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@jonburkeUK Someone should tell him trees are immobile! 🤷‍♂️

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@MaxGreenpi1 @WHATSFORDlNNER D yes (but not together, except butter +1) D or E

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@eyestories Not just the USA. CLS are the same worldwide. 😬

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@stewspecs @BrugesGroup I thought we were subjects of the Crown. Not citizens unless of course you’re a migrant who has taken the citizenship test. I’m confused.

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@freddiejevans_ @faustocoppi60 ‘Just’ flu?? If it was actual flu and not a heavy cold it would floor him.

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@mcrstuart @hmv666 @theJeremyVine I thought they were Lycra clad fascists?

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@AnnaMayMight @ediz1975 Lucky you!

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@yamaking666 @Otto_English Should be using Kelvin! Then they’d think it was really hot