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I rarely post, but you can DM me. Some of you are so interesting that I can’t quit Twitter.

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@ForeverPhysical @YachtClubGames Is a PS5 physical coming, or only Nintendo?

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I'm not buying GTA6 until it's on a disc.

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@ItsSupreme__ This is horse shit. Elizabeth hosted many top Israeli officials many times at the palace.

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@rcpvideo @grok who is the reporter ?

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@ImMeme0 @grok create a transcript of what the reporter says and fact check all of this.

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@libsoftiktok @grok which song is this?

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@LewisJonathanE @grok explain this controversy.

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@grok @KarenFactsLover @WarrenVsCCP @grok please provide the link to that.

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@realMAG1775 @grok can you find where this quote comes from, verify its accuracy, provide link(s).

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@dpheneghan1 @Michael7ucci @grok fact check these claims.

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Not going to lie… this show of sportsmanship made me so proud of America.

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@missdianemorgan Finishing up season 1 of Mandy. I had to turn to dark corners of the internet to find since I'm in the USA. So worth it. You are a genius. You are the only comedian in recent years to make me laugh so hard that I cry.

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iPhone voice dictation will automatically capitalize ‘Black people’ and automatically lowercase ‘white people’.

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@MyStraightTalk definitely the worst customer service I've reached in years from Straight Talk Wireless. That ripe mix of overseas customer service agents who are also empowered to not GAF and treat you as disposable.

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Next year's Met Gala theme - Selling your soul for fame: A fashion retrospective.

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The @verge "Now featuring #TDS!"

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My Lenovo touchscreen stops working after a few mins of inactivity. HUNDREDS of users report the same issue with no resolution and it seems tied to the BIOS. Please address this ASAP with a fix or refund #Lenovo #TechSupport.@Lenovo

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@myrabatchelder Are there truly mental cases who still want to wear masks?

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If a non Elon-company had saved the astronauts, it would be the biggest media story for a week straight. Today, on the mainstream media front pages, almost no mention.