Ponytail AJ

In times of chaos, I just sit with a beer and watch the show

[Ponytail AJ @ajfox29]

@birdiepsycho : Maybe it’s the universe talking to you

Me: Yeah but it’s speaking French and I only took Spanish

@birdiepsycho : *crickets*

[birdie @birdiepsycho]

"I just wanted to read about shark attacks, NOT TOES"

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

The officer only got 5 days suspension for this

[Ponytail AJ @ajfox29]

Don’t ask me how I’m doing. I’m spiraling head first into @VivziePop ‘s #HelluvaBoss universe and the grip this show has on my heart and mind right now is fucking incredible. I hate that I’m so late to it!

I am not ok man 🥴🫠

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

I’ve just come across my favorite video on the internet

[Ponytail AJ @ajfox29]

Playing overcooked with my sisters

[birdie @birdiepsycho]

I'm not saying you're a fuck up I'm just saying you have to cook the fish

[Ponytail AJ @ajfox29]

Today I noticed the side of my index finger was dry and wrinkled and I couldn’t figure out why.

I burnt it in the kitchen yesterday. WITH BEANS!! THE FRIJOLES! I made tacos and they were good tho

[Ponytail AJ @ajfox29]

@birdiepsycho I was holding my breath lol

[birdie @birdiepsycho]

"it's okay I'll just starve"
you live alone

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Sex sells @fullyloadedfest

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Idgaf I’ll lose followers over a perfect meme

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

this is a sin

[Ponytail AJ @ajfox29]

@birdiepsycho It’s not like she can watch you pack though…???

[birdie @birdiepsycho]

my mom said I can't bring my indiana jones hat

[jana clothed by the sun 🌞 @popcornoisseur]

hand movements that keep me awake at night

[Ponytail AJ @ajfox29]

@birdiepsycho and me

[birdie @birdiepsycho]

"yeah, it's pride month... I'm gonna shit my brains out later"