Alison🥴

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

@KendallRaeOnYT Today I’d say 4 years, but if you asked back when I was growing up with my sister…. 18 years.

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

@kirawontmiss 🎶I’m starting with the man in the mirror🎶 😂😂😂

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

@Kaimandante @averyeh_12

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

@BrianEntin @averyeh_12

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

Women who shit on other women who are asking for help, do us all a favor and go sit on a cactus.

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

I really wish I could take my dog with me to deliver this damn baby.

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

@sid_slatten2018 Not you did lol

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

What gives people the right to think they have a say in what I want to name MY kid. That should be up to me and my husband.

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

How can guys go from absolutely amazing to complete shit in two seconds?

[ℝegs➳ @Regan_Morlan]

You don’t get to demand respect without giving some in return 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

@VerizonSupport how about when a customer calls about a problem you look for it instead of just throwing your hands up and hanging up on them. DAY TWO without service.

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

Oklahoma Panhandle State University has to be the worst place to deal with. I’m glad I only wasted one year with them and not a day more. #opsu #sucks

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

I’m gonna have to pay in instead of get a tax return yet we’ve been paying an arm and a leg to make my husband legal. Tf.

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

@BaileySarian have you heard of Tom Brown from Canadian TX?

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

When I die I don’t want any of that “she lit up the room when she walked in” we all know that’s a lie. I’m a bitch. Just say it. 👍🏼

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

To get the waiver to avoid the vaccine we have to pay in $930… #LetsGoBrandon #thisisntfreedom

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

“WhEn ArE yOu GonNA hAve A Baby?”
Well, have you met my family?

[Sid Slatten @sid_slatten2018]

Preparing myself now for the “WhY dOnT yOu HaVe a GiRlFrIenD YeT?” All holiday season
I DONT KNOW KAREN I WANT ONE TOO 😂

[Alison🥴 @ajg31488]

I’m really sick and tired of Beaver County and the shitty people with even shittier excuses.

[RawBeautyKristi @RawBeautyKristi]

She did nothing wrong if you ask me. He deserved every excruciating moment