AJ Harris

2004 WWE Smackdown Enthusiast

[AJ Harris @AJHarris8]

Lakers are gonna pull Lebron and another big name in free agency and win a title in 3-5 years..... don’t @ me

[PPRFantasyTips @PPRFantasyTips]

So every Sunday you wake up, go to the couch and watch NFL redzone for 7 straight hours?”

“Yes Dave.”

“You don’t do anything but scroll X, stare at the TV screen & check your fantasy matchups?”

“That’s right.”

“Do you win your leagues?”

“No Dave.”

[Dr. Marte @Badgers_44]

How do I get sports on my TL again

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Deciding fantasy draft order by bringing in a medium to rank our great great great grandfathers actions in the Civil War from most to least honorable

[Rota 🚪🧎‍♂️ @pli_cachete]

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric

[Kyle Hamilton @kyledhamilton_]

Not tryna be political but if all 45 presidents were in a Royal Rumble who would win?

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I love my wife

[brandon @DashySZN]

How are the Lakers gonna rebuild around LeBron once Luka retires ?

[Steven 💎 @StevenxTCG]

When I tell you The Pokemon Company NAILED the exact feeling of getting back into the hobby with this commercial. They know exactly who they’re marketing to

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Telling her it’s my busy season (I have to gamble and watch football)

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

WE ARE SO CLOSE

[chasen baggs @unprotectedflex]

I’m so torn hearing this. Of course I wanna try it but it fucking kills me inside knowing Krabs sold the secret recipe 💔

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

This and Carrie Underwood’s “Waiting all day for Sunday night” would fix all my problems

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BACKYARD SPORTS IS OFFICIALLY BACK 🔥

LET'S GO.

(via @_BackyardSports)

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- Who you said when naming random athletes with the boys
- How random the athletes you named were
- If everyone else said “good pull” after you named a random athlete

[n @125yams]

My toxic trait is that if a meal doesn’t contain any meat, it’s not a proper meal to me. Like, it’s just a snack

[Andrew Russell @Andrew_Russell7]

Me when my wife suggests anything other than watching 12 hours of football every Sunday this fall.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Just know I’ll let the entire power grid go down and ruin all of our lives before my thermostat is set at 78°.