Drew Garrison

Father | Husband | @DrinkGarageBeer athlete | Cohost: Cincy Unfiltered | The Cincinnati Bengals control my mood | #GoBlue

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@BMeek23 @SpideyMcQueeen I’m just blocking the burners that clearly exist so they can say stuff they’re too scared to put their name on lol.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Just got done with the paid fan meeting and Duke Tobin gave me $5 off of my next trip to the concession stand for this tweet.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

If you hate the Bengals, their front office or their fans so much, you do not have to root for them.

You can do whatever you want on Sundays. Go to a farmer’s market, take up pottery or do a million other things.

I’m gonna choose to hope for a 2021 run and enjoy watching the best QB earth.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@BengalsCaptain I’ve always planned to die wherever we win the Super Bowl. I can go happily after that.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

The SNF Bills game that got cut short.

I’ll never forget this environment.

I need us to take it up a notch from this Sunday night.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@BengalsCaptain You’re pretty low key at games. Hard to spot.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

It is really unfair to Zac that he has to answer these questions on behalf of the front office that doesn’t make themselves available to speak.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bengals HC Zac Taylor, speaking for GM Duke Tobin, says he’s very apologetic about how the Arnold Ebiketie trade fell apart.

“Philly was a great trade partner. It was on our end.”

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@dwills76 Good.

Their corner can’t hold my WR1 anyway. Let them know snap 1.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Man, fuck it.

Win the toss Sunday night, take the ball and open with a bomb to Uno just like this.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bengals HC Zac Taylor, speaking for GM Duke Tobin, says he’s very apologetic about how the Arnold Ebiketie trade fell apart.

“Philly was a great trade partner. It was on our end.”

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@ossevi I never once said if you’re upset stop being a fan lol.

I’m upset.

I said if you hate everything about the team so much, why watch.

We got people saying Burrow and Chase should want out lmao

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

If you choose not to use your name and face on this app, that’s cool.

If you choose not to use your name and face on this app solely for the purpose of saying shit to people from the safety of anonymity, I promise you’ll never be able to hurt my feelings.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

I’m the moron. Not the guy with a Disney Cars burner account that only exists to say things to people anonymously.

[Spidey McQueen @SpideyMcQueeen]

@DrewGarrison “Paid fan meeting” boy that ownership group loves morons like you.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@dwills76 The pro shop messed up the first one and made me another one lol

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

I was looking through my jersey closet and the fact that I own two of these either means I’m very dedicated, or very sick. I can’t decide.

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

This is a good take from John, but to take it a step further

They should have traded for multiple players and NOBODY would care about that 3rd round comp pick.

Just like if they signed more free agents NOBODY would've cared about that comp pick.

Ebiketie himself isn't worth losing that 3rd, but Ebiketie and a couple other pieces?

Worth it.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@EddieTheAnvil The one in Miami still haunts my dreams

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

I remember when the Bengals got the piss kicked out of them by Cleveland on Halloween, then they did nothing at the trade deadline and we all thought the sky was falling.

Then they won like 10 straight games and were a Ron Torbert officiating disaster away from the Bowl.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@irishfootbal122 Nah I just think the softest shit you can do is name call from an anonymous account.

Good job with the quote tweet though. Hope it gets you some views.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

This guy just can’t stay away from headlines involving feet.

[uSTADIUM @uSTADIUM]

JUST IN: Former NFL HC Rex Ryan, turned himself in to Nashville police Wednesday morning after allegedly striking two pedestrians with his pickup truck last week.

Police say the pedestrians were crossing Broadway with a walk signal when Ryan turned right, running over both victims’ feet and striking one in the leg.

Witnesses say Ryan continued driving before stopping at a red light, where the victims confronted him. Ryan allegedly got out, argued with them, then drove away.

Ryan faces six charges, including two counts each of leaving the scene, failing to provide information/render aid, and disobeying a traffic signal.

His bond was set at $6,000. He's due in court December 18.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@irishfootbal122 Comical when burners name call. Go fuck yourself.

I’m not telling anyone how to be a fan. I’m saying if it makes you so miserable, why do it?

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@RavensTalkPod If you don’t love Lamar enough to express yourself in his Instagram comments, just say that.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@SpideyMcQueeen As you sit on here using a Cars movie burner account.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

He won’t think this is weird, right?

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

@MarkMerkem I love that