Clarence Worley

✝️ 1st• Girl Dad • Avid Sports Fan • Writer of Nonsense • Retired Knucklehead & Music Aficionado • Inverted 3 Way Consumer • Whiskey Extraordinaire

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

If you're single with 3 or 4 baby fathers & struggling ... I have ZERO compassion for your struggle. You shoulda made them thirst buckets wear condoms.

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

Adulting really humbles you. I finally get why people go quiet and just disappear from social media.

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

My dating profile shouldn't even have pictures anymore, just testimonials: "I ghosted him after 4 weeks and met my husband at a traffic light three days later. 5/5 stars, highly recommend." — Sarah, 29

Signed Good Luck Chuck

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

Finding out someone isn't who you thought they were is like sinking your teeth into that little hidden piece of diced onion that ruins everything on the cheese coney of life.

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[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

@CBoxSports Nothing we should be concerning ourselves with

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

@lord3aaa You are dumb asf

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

Fun fact: I learned today that Henry Hill (played by Ray Liotta in Goodfellas) lived in Independence KY while under the FBI's witness protection program in the 80's until he eventually blew his cover by visiting Turfway too often.

Wild.

[Zack Cozart @zack_cozart]

What has Trump delivered on that he promised?

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Eric Davis had the exact same number of home runs and stolen bases as Barry Bonds in his first 6 years. He played 230 less games

[Caleb Noe @CalebNoeTV]

“We’re gonna go win a lot of games this year, play great, and win a super bowl.”

Joe Burrow was as nonchalant as humanly possible — when he casually said the Bengals will win the Super Bowl this season.

“Everything that comes with that, comes with that.”

#Bengals @WCPO

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

You guys are the worst. @PSAcard

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

@maha_godwin @TheNotoriousMMA @NateDiaz209 Do you even watch UFC? This comment couldn't be any further from the truth. The last few cards have been amazing.

[🐅 SB85 🐅 @SundeyBengals85]

Before we win the Lombardi 🏆, we must Rule the North. Who Dey!

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

Who started this trend of tucking your t-shirts and jerseys into your pants?

Good lord.

I think I need an alka seltzer.

[Zach Pressnell @zpretzel]

Every single day that Joey Votto isn’t employed by the Reds in some capacity is a complete waste

Get Votto back in Cincinnati. Employ him NOW

Votto>Valaika

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

Diaz Army baby.

@NateDiaz209 💪🏼

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

@RepJackKimble Despite working 140 days. Man STFU.

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

What's it like being a parents favorite kid?

[TEEHIGGINSMOM #5 ✋🏽💫 @adizlady]

U see him 🧡🖤

[Clarence Worley @MarkMerkem]

A wise man once said, take the time to count your blessings and you'll lose count of your misfortunes. Sending love and positive energy to everyone today.

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