David Cenizal

[David Cenizal @ajinxs]

I think the 49ers blue tent has been up more often than the Cardinals have had the ball.
#AZvsSF

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@AdamSchefter In other industries this gets treated as a social engineering attack with malicious intent with severe consequences.

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@PicturesFoIder Semi-charmed Life

[KNBR @KNBR]

“If you want a big hat, let me know.”

For every 49 retweets we'll make Kyle Shanahan's hat bigger 🧢

[David Cenizal @ajinxs]

This place has changed. It looks the same. It smells the same. But Disney rewards good cell phone plans and wifi, the kids working here don’t know what to do when “the system” malfunctions, and assumes everyone wants to be on their phones all the time.

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Church is where you go to find like minded folk, complain about the world, and remind each other that everything’s going to be ok…

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Boobs Benedict for breakfast

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Sean McVay in the locker room after a playoff win sounds like he’s trying out for the WWE. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN BLUE & GOLD GO WILD ON YOU...

[David Cenizal @ajinxs]

Me: Why do you need the quarterback wristband when you play Middle Linebacker?
AJ: There’s a lot of plays. Too many to memorize in 3-weeks of practice.
Me: Do you need one for catching baseball?
AJ: Any kid that needs one for catching needs help.

[David Cenizal @ajinxs]

@AMCTheatres Your online ticket ordering system is not working.

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Reading lyrics posted for old Pearl Jam songs is the equivalent of having Google Translate work on slang. I guess it can be interpreted that way...

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Watching the 49ers, I'm reminded of reality shows where the kid runs a restaurant to the ground. I wonder if Gordon Ramsay is available...

[David Cenizal @ajinxs]

Watching the Steve Jobs movie on TV. It's like a mashup of the Steve Jobs story with West Wing dialogue and the plot from Groundhog Day.

[David Cenizal @ajinxs]

Pokemon Go is kinda like catching stray dogs, training them, then forcing them to fight in a dogfighting ring... #pokemonlivesmatter

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@edelalon @R1ChSy @chefainzadom Only Rich would post this shot @facebook to Twitter...

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@SportsCenter WAT!

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Bring your kids to work day. https://t.co/1rqOW2odbx

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Missing my son's 1st reconciliation tonight. If it wasn't confidential between the boy and the priest, I bet you could sell tickets...

[David Cenizal @ajinxs]

The cupcakes got Biebered. http://t.co/R3ifGr0neR

[David Cenizal @ajinxs]

I don't feel so bad about my daughter unloading all her Hannah Montana gear after watching these new Miley Cyrus videos..