Aidan Kane

Big Hoss

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

The legend returns at kayak camp

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

Yo whenever you had a good Bev like kombucha or something healthy, take a big sip and then BITE BRO like your eating food or something, you gotta chew the Bev a lil it sounds crazy but I got sauce trust this one hit

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, player 2 is the real main character, not player 1. I’m not talking about video games

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

Like when you try to image tom in your brain you will always get it wrong by a shade or two, he’s like a subconscious blue like that blue fuzz when you press your eyes

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

I think tom from tom and Jerry is one of the most calculated color schemes ever, it does something weird to the brain I swear

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

The Illuminati started with golden lemurs protecting a space shroom

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

Water. I won’t run out of Jersey shore AI though on god.

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

In 7 years or so when politicians say we can’t use phones anymore because we will run out of water, the people who have all the guns are gonna be really happy that a lot of the higher level thought that was consumed was philosophical and debate oriented, when people are spread

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

Shore for an unfathomable amount of time. For the first 5 years your a lil removed from everything but give it 60000 years your literally a guido it’s incredible. But yeah I’m calling it now politicians are gonna say we can’t use electricity anymore because we’re gonna run out of

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

Why was it normalized that kids sometimes eat boogers when there young? If we said that for shit it would be a riot but for the mucus we produce it’s funny when kids pick there nose and eat boogers all day, weird stuff man

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

It’s not that they think we can’t handle it, there’s just not enough to go around after all this time. Either way I would love to see a 6 part movies series of jersey shore or death note, Jersey shore cause I’m a big Sammi fan, but I want a good death note movie on jah

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

If you haven’t caught on, this is a time capsule for me, purely to look back upon and reminisce, I think the next new format for digital media is that you’ll have a series of movies set to release by the month, 1:45-2 hour features that people will have a month to digest while

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

Ways to optimize those hurdles to god like status comparatively to other gods. We are eternal creatures, and these challenges that happen to us day to day are all apart of our perpetual quest for change, very smart people want to see as many things in this life as they can, and

[Julio Garcia Mazara @garciamazara]

#JusticeForEnrique

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

Bella should have married Jacob wtf this is bullshit #Eclipse

[Aidan Kane @ajkane13]

Pizza bites are dogshit