Alex

[Tyler Gregory @Tgregs_98]

Imagine getting grouped in an extended World Cup format after waiting 28 years to qualify & your only goal came vs Haiti, they really are the gift that keeps on giving 🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Manchester United advance in positive talks over caretaker manager role.

As revealed yesterday, Ole wants the job and he’s a serious candidate with talks well underway.

No issues on contract lenght. Ole is ready to say YES.

Up to #MUFC.

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Ferdinand and Vidic helped towards the premier league consecutive clean sheet record. Terry and Carvalho led to Chelsea to only ship 15 goals in 38 games.

Van Dijk and Liverpool conceded 41 goals last year in the prem; a league where Chris Wood and Yoane Wissa are some of the top scorers. He didn’t even have to deal with the likes of Rooney, Henry, Bergkamp, Drogba, Andy Cole, etc.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Greatest hatewatch week ever

[Alex @ajlister_]

a few pints of bleach will do

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Aston Villa is delighted to announce the loan signing of Marcus Rashford from Manchester United.

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Bukayo Saka and Mo Salah would break their ankles attempting these Marcus Rashford dribbles https://t.co/wKEAlLf0em

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Not mine. https://t.co/OGOAK2S2ad

[Alex @ajlister_]

@EllisPatric @HullCity No mate they’re goalkeepers they go in goal

[Alex @ajlister_]

@joshuapsjones If England went 6/6 on points then absolutely, but no chance he’s dropping those players now they’re only on 4 and rightly so, far too risky

[Alex @ajlister_]

Biggest club in the world

[Sam Homewood @SamHomewood]

Old Trafford is empty, Rafa Varane is sat in the centre circle taking it all in.

[JAY @meangirlcoded]

AND GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT

[Alex @ajlister_]

End of an era

[Alex @ajlister_]

Hahahaha

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Sky Sports News has been told Moises Caicedo is having second thoughts about a move to Liverpool. 👀🚨

The Player and his representatives remain in London📍

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

who is the most random person that has blocked you on twitter for no reason LOL

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

No joke Wes Brown is better than Van Dijk. Did it for longer

[Farsley Celtic @FarsleyCelticFC]

Congratulations to @daniel1_devine, who was tonight’s House of Wine Player of the Match 🙌

#CeltArmy

[Alex @ajlister_]

aaaaaaand stilllllll

[Alex @ajlister_]

Casemiro suspended and points dropped what’s the best flavoured bleach?